We are a celebrating household. We celebrate it all. It is Chrismahonikwanzikaboxanniversarybirthdaynewyears at our house this year. Daddy (MJ) gets to be home with us more at the end of the year this year. Side note- Bad guys, please don’t try to pull anything major until after New Year’s. I want MJ home with us, and if you cause problems,…
Question: If Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together? #2 The question if Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together, came up again at MJ’s surprise birthday party. We decided the question needed an updated round 2. Here was the original question that was posed 3…
MALIA MAY JOHNSON Letters To Words: MagicalAmazingLovingIndependentAngel MiraculousAffectionateYummy JoyfulOptimisticHonestNaughtySexyOrganizedNice There are 15 letters in your name, so I put 15 links of love on this post: Malia May Johnson I Love You More Than….. https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-may-johnson-i-love-you-more-than/ A Picture and a Thousand Words about an Angel on Earth – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/a-picture-and-a-thousand-words-about-an-angel-on-earth/ The Picture of Love – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-picture-of-love/ Malia: Strong Independent Woman/Badass! – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-strong-independent-woman-badass/ It’s You! It’s You! It’s…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We don’t have much time, but will you make love to me for 5 minutes?” Malia May Johnson “Making eye contact when I am sucking you off is salacious as hell and I love it.”…
MJ: I wanna tell you about this girl I had sex with. Malia: No you don’t. MJ: Actually, I do. Malia: Are you sure because I am pmsing right now. I am trying to help you out here. MJ: I want to tell you anyway. I will risk it. Malia: ……, but I warned you. I’m not going to be…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “When I’m big hair don’t care, lots of cleavage, I’m advertising to you that I want the business. It’s sex psychology 101 + 69 + 99 + a 1 in a 0. I don’t know.…
MJ: Baby people are dropping like flies. 4 people that we know have died this month. I’m sad about it. Malia: I know. I heard about Andy today. I’m sorry. MJ: November is the dyingest month. Malia: I would love on you and comfort you but I’m quarantined. MJ: I know babe. I love you. If there is anything I…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Today I’m horny. Tomorrow I will be horny. Next week I will be horny. Next year I will be horny. Etc. So on. So forth.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are my sex.” Michael…
It has been a crazy week. On Veteran’s Day, MJ’s Grandmother/our kids only living Great Grandmother passed away due to complications from a stroke. She was 92 years old. We love you and we will miss you Tennie Partin (“Grandmutter”). Mommy has had COVID, and I have been in quarantine. The kids Great Grandmother dying turned mommy being sick into-…
Malia: Baby I am so forgetful. I forgot how babies are made. Do you remember? MJ: Oh no! I do remember. Malia: How are babies made? MJ: Telling you is not as much fun. I would rather show you. Malia: Yes! I would love that! I am feeling very forgetful today. You may have to show me twice. MJ: Making…