Malia: Today has been a wanna pull my hair out frustration fest. MJ: Want me to hold you and tell you everything will be ok? Malia: Because I’m a little woman and I need a big strong man to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be okay? MJ: I thought you liked it when I hold…
I love you Michael David Johnson, and I want you to know how much I think about you and love you. Here are some I love you’s because I’m thinking about you….. I love how you love me. I love how you hold me. I love how you kiss me. I love how you know me so well. I love…
MJ: Today is the twoingest Tuesday ever. It is basically Twosday. Malia: What? MJ: It’s 2-2-22. Malia: Then we need to have sex 2 times. MJ: Ok baby crazy woman. Malia: We might get pregnant with twins since everything is 2 today. MJ: It takes 2 to Tango. Malia: There’s no 2 ways about it. MJ: Just the 2 of…
Malia: Howdy MJ! MJ: Howdy Malia: You was born way up there in Ohio weren’t you yankee boy? MJ: I was. What are you up to sexy girl? This is Malia right, or is this Malia and her neighbor friend Katie? Malia: Katie done went home. It’s just me, your southern belle wife Malia May. MJ: What are you up…
MJ: I’ve gotta take a little time. A little time to think things over. I better read between the lines. In case I need it when I’m older. Malia: Ok MJ: This mountain I must climb. Feels like the world upon my shoulders. Through the clouds I see love shine. It keeps me warm as life grows colder. Malia: Uhm.…
Malia: Do you remember me telling you about my friend Sara applying to work at Masters of Money’s office in San Francisco earlier? MJ: Did you tell me about it when you were naked rubbing lotion on your legs sitting in front of your beauty mirror? Malia: Yep! MJ: Can I be brutally honest with you? Malia: Uh huh MJ:…
MJ: It’s a full moon out tonight. Malia: We better stay inside in case the crazies are out tonight. MJ: Big Butt Malia Hood. You sure are looking good. You’re everything that a big bad MJ The Terrible would want. Malia: Little ole me? MJ: What a big butt you have. The better to hold on to, when I’m having…
This is my newest “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”/Slam Poetry/Free Form Poetry that I wrote for you, that was inspired by you. I call it “Me” “Me” by Malia May Johnson Talk to me, call me, text me, email me, lay with me, on me and in me. Kiss me, touch me, hold me, hug me, lick me, bite me, eat…
Malia: Baby I’m a prostitute. MJ: Huh? Malia: After we had sex you put money down on the nightstand before you left. MJ: That was the money you asked me to get. You said our home cash was running low. Malia: Was it worth the money Mr. Johnson? MJ: Yeah. I love it when you wear the stripper clap slam…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You have pretty words baby. And pretty lips for kissing. And pretty other things worth kissing if you follow what I’m saying?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You look so elegant in that dress. I…