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Tag: Love
Happy 71st Birthday Ma!
Today is my incredible mom, Jeanne Johnson’s birthday. Here are the individual birthday wishes from your grandbabies, Malia and me. Liz: Happy birthday from me Grandma and I love you a whole lot a lot! Cash: I love you Grandma! Come visit soon and let’s play superheroes. Natalie: Happy I love you Grandma day! Michael: Happy birthday Grandma Mam Mam!…
Reverend “MJ The Terrible”
Quick note before reading this post. Brittany White is MJ’s former Court Appointed Supervisor, and now our family’s head of security. Brittany and her partner Kat want to get married because there has been a lot of resistance to their marriage because they are a same sex couple. “The minister at the church Kat grew up attending refused our request…
You Didn’t Lock Your Personal Space Locker?
Malia: I love you more than ever. Can you guess why? MJ: Crap. I feel like this is a test. Today has been stressful. Please don’t pile on. You and home are always #1 of course, but it would really help if I could focus and kick ass on work stuff today. Malia: There isn’t a test but if there…
Malia and MJ Comparisons 2
Malia and MJ Princess and Prince Charming Cartoon Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Real vs Malia and MJ Wax Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Fat Face Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Old Age Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Zombie Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Disney Cartoon Movie Picture Comparison 1 of 3: Malia and MJ Disney Cartoon Movie Picture Comparison…
I Need Some Girl With The Tilt Head ASAHP
MJ: It has been a week with no sex. My balls are going to explode! I need some girl with the tilt head asahp! Malia: I know baby. Sometimes things happen that block sex. Is asahp as soon as humanly possible? MJ: It is! Malia: I’m sorry. MJ: My balls are going to explode! Malia: My panties are soaked and…
Cum….
MJ: Know what I like before movies start? Malia: ….. MJ: The cumming attractions. Malia: Cum to think about it, I do to. Malia: Know what we are having for lunch? MJ: ….. Malia: Cucumbers MJ: If the clothes you are wearing are too cumbersome, I can cum take them off for you? Malia: My clothes are too cumbersome! Malia:…
Happy 10 Year Anniversary Malia May Johnson!
Malia: Baby your travel detail is here. Where are you taking me? MJ: Over there Malia: Over where? MJ: Can I tell you something? Malia: Yes MJ: You don’t have to keep getting ready. You are already the prettiest girl I have ever seen. You can just declare you are ready and we can go. Malia: I’m almost ready. Give…
MJ The Guinea Pig
Malia: Baby we need you to be our Guinea pig. My friend that you nicknamed Buttons the first time you met her and her husband are having relationship problems. She came over crying a little while ago. She wants to save her marriage. Will you help us? MJ: Sure. What can I do? Malia: We have some questions that we…
Can’t You See What That Woman’s Been Doing To Me
Malia: What has she been doing to you? MJ: Who? Malia: That woman! MJ: What that woman? Malia: You tell me. Malia: PMS warning alert. I love you and you know I can’t control it. I try though. Please don’t hate me if I’m a bitch to you. I will make it up to you I promise. MJ: It’s all…