MJ: Salami Police! Malia: Your doctor is the Salami Police! MJ: Woop-woop, that’s the sound of da Salami Police! Malia: Friday! MJ: We both need a lot of physical affection in relationships – https://collective.world/4-birth-months-who-need-a-lot-of-physical-affection-in-relationships/ Malia: F-R-I-D-A-Y! MJ: ADIDAS -ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX! Malia: PUMA – PLEASE USE MY ASS! MJ: Do you know what my making love language is?…
Here are my wedding vows that I vowed to MJ on 3-8-2017. —————-Beginning—————- Michael David Johnson, as we stand here today, my heart is overflowing with love for you. From the very beginning we fit together so naturally. Deep down I always knew you were the one. You are ruggedly handsome on the outside and have a beautiful soul on…
MJ, Thank you for holding me when I need it and want it. You never refuse me and make me feel unwanted. I love that! You will never know what it means to me when you hold me and tell me everything will be okay. Sometimes I worry for no reason, and then you hold me and tell me everything…
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Malia: You have been grinning for a week. What is on your mind Johnson? MJ: I am grinning for a reason, but I don’t want to say it. Malia: Don’t worry about telling me. I am only your wife, mother of your children, life partner, business partner, best friend, etc. MJ: Well alright then but know in advance I am…
Malia: Baby? MJ: Sup? Malia: What is missing here… MJ: My hand in between your legs. Malia: Yes! That was the right answer. How is your head? MJ: I’m ok Malia: Your “I’m ok” does not mean that you are ok. How do you really feel? MJ: I have a headache. I had a 40 minute nosebleed. I feel dizzy.…
Being in the hospital again for my neural implant replacement surgery has been bringing back old memories from the past. One funny story from when I was in the hospital recovering from subdural hematoma and first neural implant surgeries back in 2015/2016, is the Intern Fuck You Story. The following is “The Intern Fuck You Story”: Let me set the…
Malia: Baby, you are going to have to be a single parent for a while when I’m in jail. MJ: Over the necklace? Malia: Yes! I literally stole it. MJ: You went back and paid for it. Malia: Well sort of, in a pay it forward kind of way. MJ: You told me you went back and paid for it.…
Malia: Random question, but what do you think Adam said when he first saw Eve? MJ: This- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FeAPIEeGSPY Malia: Lol! Probably Malia: Speaking of humanity, we are in a population crisis. Did you know that? MJ: I did not. Malia: See…… https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/elon-musk-warns-of-population-crisis-in-u-s-says-big-reckoning-coming/ar-AA19nGX0b Malia: Do you want the population to go extinct? MJ: No Malia: Then I am requesting a baby making attempt…
Proverbs 31 in the Bible, paints the picture of the ideal wife, the best example of a virtuous wife and mother. Malia, I never thought I would meet a woman that my mom would approve of me marrying, until I met you. I never thought I would have a ride or die woman who would have my back no matter…