MJ: What are you doing right now? Malia: Texting you. Why? What’s up? MJ: You have had babies. Why don’t you have stretch marks? Malia: Good genetics? Black don’t crack? MJ: Who is my favorite NASCAR driver? Malia: What, is today random weird questions day? Malia: Cole Trickle! Malia: Name the original song based on the sexy lyrics I rewrote…
Malia: I heard you talking to Chris as you were walking back to your office. So I don’t go crazy, please clarify what I heard you saying please. You said- “I don’t know about all that shit man. If I have to deal with the sex thing, I am going to use a catch all like _________.” That is all…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I know why you brought me out here camping in the woods. You wanted to bang me in front of Yogi Bear. Are there bears out here? I better be alive tomorrow morning.” Malia May…
MJ: I wanna have sex with a sexy animal. Malia: Today I need romantical please. MJ: You radiate beauty like I have never seen before. Malia: And? MJ: And you got a big fat ass! Malia: And you love me? MJ: And I love you! MJ: I can’t help it. You turn me on in so many ways. You make…
MJ: I have been eye banging you like crazy today. Love the tight form fitting outfit. It highlights your “ass”ets. Malia: You are objectifying me. Malia: You are sexually objectifying me. MJ: Yeah. What’s the problem? Malia: You are not supposed to do that. MJ: Says who? Malia: Society MJ: Never heard of em. Malia: Society, you know, the public…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The founder is about to be your pounder.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The color of your nipples is the best shade of the color I want sex I have ever seen.” Michael “MJ The…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I missed you. Not you. You. All of you, but this you specifically right now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Are you going to give me that good gawk gawk?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “As you can see, my hair is up in a bun. So, you know I mean business.” Malia May Johnson “I know baby. When you aren’t getting any, it shows. You are way feistier. I…
Baby, I loved our almost the whole weekend long of love making! Michael David Johnson……Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me, anytime you want to! Make it often please! I love to be loved by you! Love, Malia This is my change only a few words because the real words are already what I want to say to you Michael David Johnson, with…
Malia: What do you think makes a good wife and mother? MJ: Is this a trap question? Malia: Nope. I’ll take your truthful answer with no filter please. MJ: I think it varies based on the husband, the kids, the circumstances, etc. That said, I think a good wife and mother is loving, supportive, nurturing, loyal, etc. Malia: Do you…