Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I missed you. Not you. You. All of you, but this you specifically right now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Are you going to give me that good gawk gawk?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “As you can see, my hair is up in a bun. So, you know I mean business.” Malia May Johnson “I know baby. When you aren’t getting any, it shows. You are way feistier. I…
Baby, I loved our almost the whole weekend long of love making! Michael David Johnson……Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me, anytime you want to! Make it often please! I love to be loved by you! Love, Malia This is my change only a few words because the real words are already what I want to say to you Michael David Johnson, with…
Malia: What do you think makes a good wife and mother? MJ: Is this a trap question? Malia: Nope. I’ll take your truthful answer with no filter please. MJ: I think it varies based on the husband, the kids, the circumstances, etc. That said, I think a good wife and mother is loving, supportive, nurturing, loyal, etc. Malia: Do you…
MJ: Salami Police! Malia: Your doctor is the Salami Police! MJ: Woop-woop, that’s the sound of da Salami Police! Malia: Friday! MJ: We both need a lot of physical affection in relationships – https://collective.world/4-birth-months-who-need-a-lot-of-physical-affection-in-relationships/ Malia: F-R-I-D-A-Y! MJ: ADIDAS -ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX! Malia: PUMA – PLEASE USE MY ASS! MJ: Do you know what my making love language is?…
Here are my wedding vows that I vowed to MJ on 3-8-2017. —————-Beginning—————- Michael David Johnson, as we stand here today, my heart is overflowing with love for you. From the very beginning we fit together so naturally. Deep down I always knew you were the one. You are ruggedly handsome on the outside and have a beautiful soul on…
MJ, Thank you for holding me when I need it and want it. You never refuse me and make me feel unwanted. I love that! You will never know what it means to me when you hold me and tell me everything will be okay. Sometimes I worry for no reason, and then you hold me and tell me everything…
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Malia: You have been grinning for a week. What is on your mind Johnson? MJ: I am grinning for a reason, but I don’t want to say it. Malia: Don’t worry about telling me. I am only your wife, mother of your children, life partner, business partner, best friend, etc. MJ: Well alright then but know in advance I am…
Malia: Baby? MJ: Sup? Malia: What is missing here… MJ: My hand in between your legs. Malia: Yes! That was the right answer. How is your head? MJ: I’m ok Malia: Your “I’m ok” does not mean that you are ok. How do you really feel? MJ: I have a headache. I had a 40 minute nosebleed. I feel dizzy.…