My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 36 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I know how much you miss Kevin. I am sorry for your loss baby. If I can listen to you to comfort you, I will. If I can be there for you in some way, I will. If I can give you sexual comfort by…
I rarely drink, but on this particular night that I am about to tell y’all about, the “My Boyfriend Blew Up The World” night, I drank a lot! MJ and I had known each other for about a year at the time. MJ’s life as the alleged chief architect of Stuxnet, the world’s most powerful computer virus, was really intense.…
Michael David Johnson, One of the things that inspired this apology letter to you was hearing Adele’s song – “Easy on Me”. The song really hit me. The words spoke to me deeply. “I had good intentions. And the highest hopes. But I know right now it probably doesn’t even show. Go easy on me, baby.” Go Easy On Me…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I try so hard to bring love, peace and happiness to your life. I really really do. I swear I am not trying to control you. That said, please don’t jack off and waste swimmers…
Malia: Baby what were you talking about with your back and things coming out of your back? I got up out of bed to come look at your back when you were taking a shower and I didn’t see anything. MJ: I was talking about arms coming out of my back. Malia: What the fuck are you talking about? MJ:…
Malia: Someone is sexting me. MJ: Sex feels good. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex burns calories. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex reduces stress. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex doesn’t suck, but sucking happens during sex. Malia: Sex makes babies. MJ: Sex makes babies. Malia: Sex makes babies. Malia: The last one was one to grow on. One…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love the way you make me laugh and your big dick.” Malia May Johnson “Oh, I am mad, but I want pleasure. If you pleasure me well enough, I will go back to happy…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You taste sweeter than Aunt Jemima syrup sexy woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I think you are sweeter than Aunt Jemima syrup after post nut clarity too. That’s how sweet you are.” Michael “MJ…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You liked the JR Ewing Texas oil man role play. Everything is bigger in Texas! Look in my pants. JR Ewing The Terrible is going to throttle you right this very minute Malia Sue Ellen.…
Last night was our first full night in our new house as a family. We had a nice family dinner together. We spent quality time together. We did our first bath and bedtime routine. MJ and I made love and pillow talked until we fell asleep in each other’s arms. All felt right with the world until 3:21am! At 3:21am…