My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 59 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Peace, quiet, freedom, love, support, and sex. That is what I do for you Michael David Johnson. Why? Because I mother fuckin love the shit out of you.” Malia May Johnson “You have hounded me and blocked me from doing anything else. You have literally…
MJ: I beyond miss you and the kids. I can’t call, but I can text if you can text with me. Malia: We miss you to Daddy! I can text with you. I have lots to tell you. But before I do, are you okay at whatever undisclosed location you are at that you couldn’t tell me you were going…
Michael David Johnson, There are many reasons why I love you Michael David Johnson, but since I only have so much time to list reasons at the moment, I have decided to tell you another 20 more reasons why I love you so much right now…… 1. You always encourage and support me. 2. Your mom. Jeanne is awesome. Most…
Malia: The bad news is all the good men are taken. Malia: The good news is I took one of them. Malia: According to the Real Alex Clark show my man should want sex daily. MJ: Good news! He does! Malia: I don’t want to be the reason my man doesn’t get sex daily. Sooooooo……. Malia: I want to give…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 58 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “That was so much fun! Fingering is a lost art. I’m glad you brought it back.” Malia May Johnson “Your sexual happiness is my responsibility, and I do not take that responsibility lightly. Now get your pants off.” Malia May Johnson “Well, I don’t want…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Baby where you at? I wanna inya time while we’re watching Aqua Man destroy Rome in the Fast X movie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Victoria’s Secret is for the masses. I want Malia’s Secret.…
MJ: Let’s see if you can take a hint>>>>> MJ: The following words contain clues to what is on my mind>>>>> MJ: Asspirin MJ: Assimilation MJ: Asspartame MJ: Asstonia MJ: Assteroid MJ: Asstonishment MJ: Asstrophysics MJ: Asspen MJ: Assist MJ: Assurance MJ: Assertiveness MJ: Assortment MJ: Asstralia MJ: Ass Gas or Cash MJ: Ass MJ: Ass MJ: Ass Malia: Titties!…
Malia: I haven’t heard from you yet today. Are we having afternoon mommy daddy playtime? Is mommy getting some? Mommy needs some! Malia: Sex relieves stress. Malia: Sex improves mood. Malia: Sex is fun. Malia: Sex increases energy. Malia: Sex fuels creativity. Malia: Sex improves relationships. Malia: Sex is powerful. We should have some today dontcha think? MJ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw&list=WL&index=7 Malia: Michael…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Let the 2024 nookie begin.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Keep on badussying in the new year.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The way I understood it was you did your hair with bangs because…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 57 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Well why don’t you plough my butt hole then?” Malia May Johnson “Yah, I am asslighting you.” Malia May Johnson “If you didn’t lose that lovin feelin, wanna cuddle up and stuff for a while?” Malia May Johnson “K. Rub and tug special in 5.”…