My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 64 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Nice. I looked it up. Hyperspermia is a condition in which a man produces a larger than normal volume of semen. I have a half an hour. It’s yours if you want it.” Malia May Johnson “Thank you for being a pleasuring me activist.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Don’t discount my abilities pretty girl. I can sing and dick swing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I can’t help it. It’s evolutionary biology. Me want Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Said in a…
MJ: Let’s practice the X-rated wedding vows I am going to be doing on you when we get remarried in 2027. Malia: K MJ: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today (tonight) to join this me and that you in holy seximony. Malia, do you take this me, to make love to, to sex, to bang, to kiss, to lick,…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 63 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I want your whole body on me. Lay down on me. I want to feel your weight and your heartbeat.” Malia May Johnson “I am smiling from having sex, but I think I’m still riding the happiness high from our staycation vacation.” Malia May Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Keep it movin with your sexy caramel butter pecan ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The hype gets me excited because I know you can back that thing up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You are mother fuckin incredible! Add Nemours de DuPont to the quickied list.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am glad we went on a surprise road trip, and I got to bust a nut…
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MJ: Guess what? Malia: You are the father of our kids, and you know that for sure now? MJ: Yes! Malia: This is why I forced the tests. When we watched that documentary about paternity fraud, I could tell it bothered you. I don’t think you doubted me, but I wanted to put you at ease just in case. That…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 62 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You are a black belt at dicking this black woman baby. You’re like Prince Charming but with a Dark Knight Batman twist. It’s a good combo.” Malia May Johnson “I am going to consider it sexual harassment if you don’t sexually harass me today.” Malia…
Malia: I have a question for you. Please treat the question seriously. Ok? MJ: Ok Malia: What if I asked you to marry me? MJ: What about me asking you to remarry me? You know I am planning to ask you again and then get married on our 10 year wedding anniversary. Malia: Understood. Not wanting to change that. My…