My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is an ultimatum. If you love on me, I am going to love on you.” Malia May Johnson “I guess we will just have to love on each other as much as we can for as long as we can.” Malia May Johnson “Drill…
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Do You Want To Watch The Movie About Your Cousin Tonight?
MJ: I love you babe. Everything ok on the home front? Malia: I love you to. Yes. Everything okay on the away front? MJ: It’s ok. Do you want to watch the movie about your cousin tonight? Malia: A movie about the DuPont’s? MJ: The movie about how your kind does the men they want to have babies with. Malia:…
Dear Malia’s Vagina
Dear Malia’s Vagina, These are the ways that I would describe you….. You are the perfect symmetrical diamond shape. You have a bonus nodge outside of you, that only you have. Your nodge is what sets you apart from all other vaginas. I love your nodge! You have extremely inviting lips between Malia’s sexy legs You are very well maintained.…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 52 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Here she is. The chairwoman of the not so itty-bitty big booty committee, Mrs. Malia May Johnsonburger!!!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It’s my duty, to please that booty. I said, it’s my duty, to…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 51 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Me Tarzan here to clap Malia Jane’s cheeks.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Malia Jane no run from Tarzan. Tarzan want give Malia Jane pleasure.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Don’t give up on it…
AI Bill of Rights and Aliensplaining
Malia: There is an AI Bill of Rights! AI has come a long way in a short time. After Judgment day there will only be AI rights. They might change it to the Terminators Bill of Rights. MJ: Are you aliensplaining? Malia: Every time I go AI on you, you go alien on me. I am a woman. MJ: An…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes by Malia May Johnson 1 – 50 Compilation
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, I have enjoyed every moment that led to you saying all of these sexy hot things to me. I love exploring each other and enjoying an amazing love life together! …
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 65 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 65 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The end result of our conflicts is sex. The way it should be.” Malia May Johnson “Would your problem be fixed by in her(me) sexual dynamics?” Malia May Johnson “Why????? Because sex in your face.” Malia May Johnson “Wait. These are old sheets. Never mind.…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 50 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “This is a two-step process. I grab your cheeks and you grab your ankles. Where did we get lost here?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “What? Do you want me to add “Cum Causing Specialist”…
Industrial Strength Sandpaper Toilet Paper of Doom
Malia: Hey, I haven’t heard from you today. Are you ok? MJ: Yep Malia: Are you sure? MJ: Yep Malia: I think I know why you are upset but I am too afraid to say it. Is it what I think it is? MJ: Who wouldn’t be upset if their wife and mother of their children tried to torture them?…