Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We don’t have much time, but will you make love to me for 5 minutes?” Malia May Johnson “Making eye contact when I am sucking you off is salacious as hell and I love it.”…
(Newly Updated) My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: MJ: Baby there aren’t any apps to let me “check in” to your vagina. Malia: “I guess we will have to do it the old fashion way then.” “Roses are red, I want to make sure your balls aren’t blue, come up stairs, and…
“We just fucking broke the bed. No wait, we just broke the bed fucking. After we do it some more, remind me to get a sturdier bed. Something tells me we’re going to need it.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just…