Michael David Johnson, aka MJ, aka “MJ The Terrible”, aka White Mike Johnson, aka Baby, aka Daddy, aka My Other Half, this is my newest “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”/Slam Poetry/Free Form Poetry that I wrote for you, that was inspired by you, that is dedicated to you! I call it “You Are Just That Guy!” You Are Just That Guy!…
I found this email MJ sent me in December 2016. I thought it was funny, sexy, and cute, so I decided to share it. Future Mommy Malia, Since we are in get pregnant mode, I decided to put together a plan. I’m calling the plan- “Operation Guaranteed Pregnancy”, to ensure that we get pregnant. Here is the plan. My penis…