My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Lana Del Rey Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Til drinks do us part”. I love that! I will be stealing that!. You will be okay with that! I did a private performance for you and Malia’s 10 year anniversary. You want me to do your 20th right? I’m just fucking…
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Malia: My husband is a mad man. We are backstage at a Lana Del Rey concert, and my sexy crazy pervert of a husband is drunk off his ass, yelling “Stoli is my shit”. He even tried to have sex with me in the basketball teams locker room for crying out loud. “MJ The Horndog”. #whyisitsosexywhenmenactafool MJ: Tried to? Malia:…