My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 134 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It was brought to my attention your lovely wife was quoted as saying- “You should tell them, be like, I built this shit. I run this shit. But I do like y’all so you can have a piece of it. Ten percent for eighty…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 131 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t move daddy. We are going to give you the biggest birthday hug ever.” Malia and I’s kids “This is why we get along so well. We both have nicknames that distort who we really are, but we are probably capable of living up…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 5 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You can do it Daddy. We love you power will help you do it.” Cash Michael Johnson “To become a billionaire, solve societies biggest problems. Society will always pay for effective solutions.” Elon Musk “Husband and father looks good on you MJ.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 4 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You want to create a moment where I simultaneously look like a hero, I look compassionate, and I look Presidential. A transition to the future leader of the country move. That’s ballsy. I heard you get a lot of your ideas from…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 3 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Women are out there losing good men because they don’t know how to keep them after they get him. My momma’s advice about keeping a good man is timeless. They need to know- Keep his brain focused, his heart racing, his belly…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 120 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hi MJ. This is Eddie. I heard you are a big fan of our band Pearl Jam. I want to invite you to come see a show. You can tell me why your Stuxnet virus fucked up our tour many years ago. What type…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 112 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Pig Vomit. Nice to see you again MJ.” Paul Giamatti “I do my best to handle difficult people at a distance. I noticed my quality of life improved almost immediately after enacting this policy into my life.” Former President Barack Obama “Power and responsibility…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 110 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Yeah. The championship belt makes your dick look bigger. Being the champ is a chick magnet.” The Phenomenal AJ Styles “Good decision makers find good sources to rely on to make good decisions.” Former President Barack Obama “Never been done before is the stage…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 107 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Always be aware of your life and business surroundings. You don’t want to catch unnecessary liability out here.” Brian Heberlig “My mother was a friggin genius! So glad she taught me the secret to keeping a man, that would be you, happy. Keep his…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 106 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hello tall soldier man. Are you here to see my daddy? Can you come back after we are done playing?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Good times only last for a season. Bull shit always comes. Stack chips and be ready for it.” Steve Case “If…