My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 115 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Jackass and the internet go together like black guys and fat white women. This crazy uptight world could use a good laugh right now. Would you be interested in helping us make a Cyber Jack Ass movie? I can see it now….Jack Ass and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 108 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I can poo poo in the potty on my own. I can do big girl stuff. I am smart like mommy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Pizza is good daddy. I like petha(pizza).” Cash Michael Johnson “If you stay ready you don’t have to get ready.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 104 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Haters are not to be taken seriously. What’s next?” Vice President Kamala Harris “I like to throw out shock hashtags every now and again. There’s nothing quite like seeing where a #budussie is going to go.” Matthew McConaughey “We are sexual creatures. Sex bots…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 100 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The horseys are running fast. Run horseys run!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I am going to call you Dad. Daddy is what little kids say.” Cash Michael Johnson “The capabilities of AI are going to create a world we won’t even recognize 50 years from…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 99 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have gotten used to seeing your MJT initials. I forget sometimes that your real initials are MDJ sometimes. I love you both ways.” Malia May Johnson “Keep talking that mess Johnson and you gonna catch that wreck!” Malia May Johnson “You needed rest…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 94 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, we missed you. Can you come home and be with us now?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Yay! Daddy is awake! We missed you! I and we love you!” Cash Michael Johnson “8 years after we did this the first time I am still here…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 89 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “All things being equal, then equal treatment for all things.” Vice President Kamala Harris “There is nothing more powerful in this world then an idea. An idea can change the world.” Elon Musk “I want a performance review. I have been killing it and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 86 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy your nose has to stop bleeding now because that’s all the drops I can count.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Build yourself up from the ground up.” Tony Robbins “The world hates it when you cup your balls.” Roger Adams “Talk is talk but action…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 83 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The truth is the truth, and the facts are the facts.” Ben Dupont “Trust people’s actions not words. Actions always speak louder than words.” J.J. Mendelhaussen “The answer is always no until you ask.” Chris Hubbard “I have integrity. I also have outtegrity.” Kevin…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 82 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Winning isn’t everything. Except, sometimes it is.” Vice President Kamala Harris “Before my final buzzer of life goes off, I am going to do the damn thing. Ya know?” Matthew McConaughey “Men can’t live without sex. Women can’t live without presence.” Malia May Johnson…