My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 135 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Good my new American friend and partner. We will be very successful together. I know it and the future will show it.” Pier Berlusconi “A.I. Systems chat bot is next level. This is a multi-billion-euro product. I think I am impressed enough to make…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 132 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “When we are in a good mind space, our mind and body are properly aligned.” Governor Gavin Newsome “The people determine the leader they want to lead them. The leader needs to lead in a way they believe best serves the people. Two plus…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 121 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am a big boy. Big boys go to school. Don’t cry mommy. Look at my muscles. I will make it.” Cash Michael Johnson “I am going to school today. I am going to play and play and learn and play. I will tell…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 120 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hi MJ. This is Eddie. I heard you are a big fan of our band Pearl Jam. I want to invite you to come see a show. You can tell me why your Stuxnet virus fucked up our tour many years ago. What type…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 115 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Jackass and the internet go together like black guys and fat white women. This crazy uptight world could use a good laugh right now. Would you be interested in helping us make a Cyber Jack Ass movie? I can see it now….Jack Ass and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 108 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I can poo poo in the potty on my own. I can do big girl stuff. I am smart like mommy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Pizza is good daddy. I like petha(pizza).” Cash Michael Johnson “If you stay ready you don’t have to get ready.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 104 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Haters are not to be taken seriously. What’s next?” Vice President Kamala Harris “I like to throw out shock hashtags every now and again. There’s nothing quite like seeing where a #budussie is going to go.” Matthew McConaughey “We are sexual creatures. Sex bots…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 100 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The horseys are running fast. Run horseys run!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I am going to call you Dad. Daddy is what little kids say.” Cash Michael Johnson “The capabilities of AI are going to create a world we won’t even recognize 50 years from…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 99 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have gotten used to seeing your MJT initials. I forget sometimes that your real initials are MDJ sometimes. I love you both ways.” Malia May Johnson “Keep talking that mess Johnson and you gonna catch that wreck!” Malia May Johnson “You needed rest…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 94 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, we missed you. Can you come home and be with us now?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Yay! Daddy is awake! We missed you! I and we love you!” Cash Michael Johnson “8 years after we did this the first time I am still here…