My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Joel Osteen Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hey MJ, in case you were going to ask, I still didn’t steal the title for my book “Rule Your Day” from your “Rule Your World” blog.” Joel Osteen “Victoria and Malia are two great wives and mothers. We must have done something…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 215 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “AI Systems is the crown jewel of the Masters of Money Family of Companies. AI System’s FORCE Bot warrior drone product are a gold mine. The growth of the market as geopolitical tensions rise is exponentially exponential.” Pier Berlusconi “You are paying me a…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 214 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Til drinks do us part”. I love that! I will be stealing that!. You will be okay with that! I did a private performance for you and Malia’s 10 year anniversary. You want me to do your 20th right? I’m just fucking with you,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Oprah Winfrey Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It is confidence in our bodies, minds, and spirits that allows us to keep looking for new adventures.” Oprah Winfrey “The biggest adventure a person can ever take is to try to live the life of their dreams.” Oprah Winfrey “The greatest…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 206 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Propaganda is a powerful tool. Effective propaganda can trick you into thinking that even the truth is a conspiracy.” Former Director of CIA David Petraeus “The American Dream isn’t dead. It can be revived with the right leadership, guidance, and incentives.” Former President Donald…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 204 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No. Rock Masculinity is toxic free. Ladies are against toxic masculinity. They love Rock Masculinity.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson “Nerds rule the world. Get in line or get left behind.” Sam Altman “I assume you are aware that I am losing my shit. You…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 203 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I know the rumors about me from the other side. I’m “Laffin Kamala” and “Heels Up Harris”, right? The GOP can underestimate me at their own peril if they want to. Ya never know, I might just surprise the world and become the first…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 183 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Happy Earth Day to the earth. Did you get the earth a cake so we can sing Happy Earth Day birthday?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I think of the weirdest shit bro. Like, that song Jesse’s Girl from the 80’s, is that based on a…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 180 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “An eclipse is a quick nighttime. Okay.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy! Look! Look at my Optimus Prime move. It’s better than looking at the eclipse.” Cash Michael Johnson “First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes the baby in the baby carriage. Then comes…