My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 69 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy. Mommy. There the frinka fries (french fries) place. We get frinka fries?” Cash Michael Johnson “Can we go on vacation to Heaven to visit Grandmutter?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I’m going combo. Pee pee and poo poo.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “It is doing this old…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 68 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Mommies butt is inside the telescope.” Cash Michael Johnson “Daddy, I don’t want Santa to go my room. He’s a stranger. Can he leave my presents outside my door?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Christmas every day!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Mistletoe in there. You have to kiss.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is my horny wanna be pregnant version of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Give me your loven and put a baby in my belly.” Malia May Johnson “Sometimes we push people away just to see if they will comeback. It’s human nature.” Tarica…
MJ: Today was an awesome day! I love you! We’re on the way back to the airport. I love you! Malia: I got the pictures you text me of you and your mom shopping. I love you too MJ: I didn’t grow up with money. We had enough to make it, but it wasn’t always easy. That said, I had…
Happy 70th Birthday ma! 70 years ago today in Winchester, Tennessee, my mom (MJ’s mom), Jeanne Johnson, was born. Happy Birthday Wishes “Happy 70th J! I will be joining you in the 70 club tomorrow.” David Johnson “Mom, Grandma, Mam Mam, Jeanne, your son, daughter in law, and grandbabies wish you the happiest 70th birthday and we love you very…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 56 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, can I have my wowance pwease?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “And God bwess my Daddy when he fights the criwiniminals on the winternet.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest son) “Instead of thinking about it like that, think…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 47 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Some people are just not cut out for 9 to 5. Sure, they can do it, but it is not the best fit for them. They need to have their own thing. They need to be their own boss. They need to control their…
Malia: Baby, I want to see if you know the answer to this math problem. 50 + 50 – 25 × 0 + 2 + 2 = ? Is the correct answer 4 or 104? MJ: 104 Malia: Of course you know the answer. Why isn’t the answer 4? Don’t you do math problems from left to right? MJ: No.…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 40 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Sometimes the only thing you can do is just live and find out what is going to happen.” Vice President Kamala Harris “Without fear. Without worry. Without doubt. What would there be for us to overcome?” Jeff Dachis “Perceived crazy can be a powerful…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 37 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “When something good happens, you need to learn how to accept it and say yes. This is one of those moments. Pick up the phone, say yes, and congratulations in advance baby.” Malia May Johnson “One minute you are sleep walking through life, and…