Pre “MJ The Terrible” Michael Johnson’s Surprise Visit To See His Mom in Ohio Video (2010) Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Michael-Johnson-Pre-MJ-The-Terrible-Surprise-Visit-To-See-His-Mom-In-Ohio-Video.mp4 Notes about this video: At the time of this video (2010), Michael Johnson (MJ) was living in Austin, Texas, and his mom (Jeanne Johnson), lived in Akron, Ohio. What is special about this video besides the obvious fact that he was able…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 121 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am a big boy. Big boys go to school. Don’t cry mommy. Look at my muscles. I will make it.” Cash Michael Johnson “I am going to school today. I am going to play and play and learn and play. I will tell…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 120 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hi MJ. This is Eddie. I heard you are a big fan of our band Pearl Jam. I want to invite you to come see a show. You can tell me why your Stuxnet virus fucked up our tour many years ago. What type…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 108 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I can poo poo in the potty on my own. I can do big girl stuff. I am smart like mommy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Pizza is good daddy. I like petha(pizza).” Cash Michael Johnson “If you stay ready you don’t have to get ready.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 101 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Thank you for my grandbabies galore. I need all of this love at my age.” Jeanne Johnson “Don’t mess with us Gen Xers. We don’t play.” Matthew McConaughey “The Boring Company is not boring. Boring creates safe, fast-to-dig, low-cost transportation tunnels.” Elon Musk “We…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 98 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am angry with you! How dare you be so selfish! You are being reckless with your life without any regard for the effect it could have on us! Your children deserve to have their father in their lives but you are needlessly putting…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 95 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Your father and I are eating healthier. We at least want to live long enough to see our grandbabies graduate from high school.” Jeanne Johnson “I think I’m pregnant, but I might not be, so let’s go to the bedroom and you can cum…
Today is my incredible mom, Jeanne Johnson’s birthday. Here are the individual birthday wishes from your grandbabies, Malia and me. Liz: Happy birthday from me Grandma and I love you a whole lot a lot! Cash: I love you Grandma! Come visit soon and let’s play superheroes. Natalie: Happy I love you Grandma day! Michael: Happy birthday Grandma Mam Mam!…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 73 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Have you ever had to piss so bad that when you finally do get to go it felt like an orgasm?” Kevin M. “That man can commit to nothing and everything at the same time.” Karl Rove “It is much better to wait and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 70 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “There’s a cyber problem. I heard you were the man to call. Can you come over to the White House for a sit down with me in the oval?” President Joe Biden “Acquiring companies is fun. Let’s make a habit out of this and…