Michael David Johnson, There are many reasons why I love you Michael David Johnson, but since I only have so much time to list reasons at the moment, I have decided to tell you another 20 more reasons why I love you so much right now…… 1. You always encourage and support me. 2. Your mom. Jeanne is awesome. Most…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 153 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you want to make a situation more difficult, keep adding additional variables. If you want to simplify a situation, keep removing variables.” Dr. Deb Frincke “Your future and your family legacy lies in your mate selection.” Terry Crews “When the coincidences are too…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 149 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I don’t have handlers. I have people around me that do things for me, so that I can focus my time on being all that I can be, which is awesome.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson “What a clueless fucking cuck! Why the fuck do…
If I Had One Thing To Say About Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, from those who know him best: Brittany White (Dubs): A misunderstood tortured soul. I know I can always count on him. Marcus Jennings: Does not know how to quit or fail. Kristi Jennings: Smart at cyber and business, and a loyal friend. Chin Soum (MJ’s Asian Mom):…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 147 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Yay! Hook the Horns!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “If you want to avoid drama and chaos, live out in the country.” Jackie Sanborn “That ain’t sarcasm. That right there is starcasm. Starcasm is sarcasm mixed with condescension, by a Hollywood star.” Matthew McConaughey “The greatest…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 145 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I love Grandma and Grandpa and Mommy and Daddy and my brothers and my sisters and Santa Claus and more people I can’t remember. Amen.” Cash Michael Johnson “Maybe Daddy will tell us the exciting conclusion of “Noah’s Ark Under Siege: A Baby Avengers…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 144 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Everyone is not out to get me, but everyone is out to get something.” Kanye West “It is a False Allegations Festival, brought to you by the folks at Haters Are Gonna Hate Incorporated.” Chris Hubbard “If you need to minimalize your life to…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 141 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s nice when friends have friends, and those friends are friends.” Gay Dave/Trans Dave “Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Your honor, please instruct…
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