My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 136 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy come in here. I’m going to throw a temper tantrum.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “What’s fart knocker Daddy?” Cash Michael Johnson “I want my Daddy this time.” Natalie Marie Johnson “If I made you a billionaire, would you move to Italy?” Pier Berlusconi “I…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 131 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t move daddy. We are going to give you the biggest birthday hug ever.” Malia and I’s kids “This is why we get along so well. We both have nicknames that distort who we really are, but we are probably capable of living up…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 129 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Agree with me or not I do not hide who I am and what I believe, and I do not run from problems.” Governor Gavin Newsome “If you can withstand opposition pressure, there is very little that can be done to stop you.” Gene…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 128 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The good billy goat bonked the bad billy goat into a time out. It was happy happy joy joy after that.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Self-preservation is a powerful instinct ingrained us, so when you see people give of themselves so freely, you know those…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 127 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “MJ, this is Isabella Berlusconi. Three words, four hundred million. Call us.” Isabella Berlusconi “Conspiracy theories will always persist. Revolutionaries will always resist. Haters will always be pissed. We are all here on earth to do something. So, I say let’s do something.” Former…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 125 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You want to create a moment where I simultaneously look like a hero, I look compassionate, and I look Presidential. A transition to the future leader of the country move. That’s ballsy. I heard you get a lot of your ideas from superhero movies…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 116 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Today is the day to make the changes in your life that you want to see reflected tomorrow.” Vice President Kamala Harris “If you are rich, famous, or rich and famous, you are a high value target and you need to cover your ass.…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 112 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Pig Vomit. Nice to see you again MJ.” Paul Giamatti “I do my best to handle difficult people at a distance. I noticed my quality of life improved almost immediately after enacting this policy into my life.” Former President Barack Obama “Power and responsibility…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 107 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Always be aware of your life and business surroundings. You don’t want to catch unnecessary liability out here.” Brian Heberlig “My mother was a friggin genius! So glad she taught me the secret to keeping a man, that would be you, happy. Keep his…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 94 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, we missed you. Can you come home and be with us now?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Yay! Daddy is awake! We missed you! I and we love you!” Cash Michael Johnson “8 years after we did this the first time I am still here…