My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 151 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you need to, speak hard truths that make people uncomfortable.” Brian Heberlig “Anger is better than depression, but laughter heals.” Julie Sarinana “Second chances are rare, so maximize the first chance you get.” Dan Auerbach “MJ, I want my most famous quote in…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 149 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I don’t have handlers. I have people around me that do things for me, so that I can focus my time on being all that I can be, which is awesome.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson “What a clueless fucking cuck! Why the fuck do…
If I Had One Thing To Say About Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, from those who know him best: Brittany White (Dubs): A misunderstood tortured soul. I know I can always count on him. Marcus Jennings: Does not know how to quit or fail. Kristi Jennings: Smart at cyber and business, and a loyal friend. Chin Soum (MJ’s Asian Mom):…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 145 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I love Grandma and Grandpa and Mommy and Daddy and my brothers and my sisters and Santa Claus and more people I can’t remember. Amen.” Cash Michael Johnson “Maybe Daddy will tell us the exciting conclusion of “Noah’s Ark Under Siege: A Baby Avengers…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 144 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Everyone is not out to get me, but everyone is out to get something.” Kanye West “It is a False Allegations Festival, brought to you by the folks at Haters Are Gonna Hate Incorporated.” Chris Hubbard “If you need to minimalize your life to…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 142 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The willingness to defend freedom and liberty the world over against tyrants and dictators, is the story of the United States Armed Forces.” Former President Barack Obama “Veterans deserve to be remembered. Their sacrifice is why we have the freedoms that we do. God…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 141 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s nice when friends have friends, and those friends are friends.” Gay Dave/Trans Dave “Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Your honor, please instruct…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 136 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy come in here. I’m going to throw a temper tantrum.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “What’s fart knocker Daddy?” Cash Michael Johnson “I want my Daddy this time.” Natalie Marie Johnson “If I made you a billionaire, would you move to Italy?” Pier Berlusconi “I…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 131 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t move daddy. We are going to give you the biggest birthday hug ever.” Malia and I’s kids “This is why we get along so well. We both have nicknames that distort who we really are, but we are probably capable of living up…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 129 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Agree with me or not I do not hide who I am and what I believe, and I do not run from problems.” Governor Gavin Newsome “If you can withstand opposition pressure, there is very little that can be done to stop you.” Gene…