My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 164 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Okay, more hug.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy. Daddy. Daaaaaaaddy. Daaaaaaaaaddddddddy. Daaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddyyyy. Dddddddaàaaaaaaaaddddddddddyyyy.” Michael Christian Johnson “I was a community organizer. I was a GOAT community organizer. Don’t talk smack about community organizers.” Former President Barack Obama “Everything has an upside. Narrative has power most…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 161 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I began as a rookie bad ass. I grew into a superstar bad ass. Now I am a legend bad ass. To get to “The Rock’s” level, always be a bad ass.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson “MJ The Terrible, you are metal! Thanks for…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 156 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Everything is about family, money, sex and religion. Everything! Think about it.” Elon Musk “Don’t vote for an 80. Vote for a lady.” Former First Lady Michelle Obama “I don’t live my life to not piss people off. If me living my life pisses…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 153 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you want to make a situation more difficult, keep adding additional variables. If you want to simplify a situation, keep removing variables.” Dr. Deb Frincke “Your future and your family legacy lies in your mate selection.” Terry Crews “When the coincidences are too…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 144 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Everyone is not out to get me, but everyone is out to get something.” Kanye West “It is a False Allegations Festival, brought to you by the folks at Haters Are Gonna Hate Incorporated.” Chris Hubbard “If you need to minimalize your life to…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 141 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s nice when friends have friends, and those friends are friends.” Gay Dave/Trans Dave “Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Objection! Irrelevant. Your honor, please instruct…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 138 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You can’t travel with me out of the country. You are like the cyber Elvis, and the government is your Colonel Parker. As far as you can go is Hawaii.” Governor Gavin Newsome “Overkill is better than underkill.” Elon Musk “If you want extra…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 131 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t move daddy. We are going to give you the biggest birthday hug ever.” Malia and I’s kids “This is why we get along so well. We both have nicknames that distort who we really are, but we are probably capable of living up…