Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Good morning easy to love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am willing to admit I was wrong, but it is a very close call. After a lot of consideration and study, I am admitting…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 104 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Practice makes perfect. Boom!” Malia May Johnson “If it was 1965 we would be about to make whoopie.” Malia May Johnson “MAKE VAGINA HAPPY NOW?” Malia May Johnson Call me Jizzelda Dickmepreggo.” Malia May Johnson “My biological clock is ticking so hard. I want all…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You have Cheetos boonies on. You have a good sense of horny humor.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mind and body. In other words, mindful and behindful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mrs. Brownbooty. We…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 103 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No! No! No! No! No! No! Huh uh! You are way too stressed to talk right now. Let’s have a quickie first, so we can relax and chill talk.” Malia May Johnson “Ok. That’s not very nice, but let’s put that finger to good use…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 102 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s not me. It’s you.” Malia May Johnson “Yeppers! Heart and vagine warming!” Malia May Johnson “Bloody good to have you. Meant the British way.” Malia May Johnson “I also know how to beat that shit like it owes me money.” Malia May Johnson “You…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 51 – 100 Compilation: Malia, I love jumping your bones, shagging, banging, boning, boinking, Screwing, shtupping, smashing, aggressive cuddling, assaulting you with a friendly weapon, jamming your clam, attacking your pink fortress, belly bumping, wrestling in the sheets, bonestorming, horizontal tangoing, Bumping N’ Grinding, no pants…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “3-8-2012 forever and ever and sex. Amen!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Empathize? Oh. I thought you said in your thighs.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Booty tariff. Pay up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 1 – 50 Compilation: Malia, You are one hell of a sexy sigma, probably an alien, woman! Angel On Earth, I can see your halo, Hookie Nookie, Joker Girl Malia, Big Cat Lady, Happy Hippy Halloween Queen, Sleeping Booty Beauty, Sexy As Hela, Happy Cry, Nerdy…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 101 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Right now, I don’t give a shitmo about Gitmo! I am 110% focused on Lovemo!” Malia May Johnson “Ew. Ew. Me you. All of my dreams coming true.” Malia May Johnson “The best apologies end in an orgasm. Prove me wrong.” Malia May Johnson “Because…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 100 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Unless you are starving and about to die, me first, before dinner. K?” Malia May Johnson “I like the way you talk to me in private when it is just us. “Yeah woman I want to get inside of you and fucking stay up in…