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Tag: I'm F-ing You In!
We Have To Move Back To The Old House
Malia: Doctor Frincke’s psych analysis of you is incredibly accurate. Do you agree? MJ: Yes. She is inside my head for sure. Malia: Now I know you are a sigma male. MJ: Is that a good thing? Malia: Yep. It is the rarest personality type on earth. Less than 1% of people are sigma males. MJ: Ok Malia: Everything makes…
Don’t Get Your Panties In A Bunch
MJ: What are you doing right now? Malia: Texting you. Why? What’s up? MJ: You have had babies. Why don’t you have stretch marks? Malia: Good genetics? Black don’t crack? MJ: Who is my favorite NASCAR driver? Malia: What, is today random weird questions day? Malia: Cole Trickle! Malia: Name the original song based on the sexy lyrics I rewrote…
I’m F-ing You In!
Dear Malia May Johnson, I am excited about moving into our new house, and I wanted to let you know the following. I’m fuckin you in the indoor pool! I’m fuckin you in the outdoor pool! I’m fuckin you in all the closets! I’m fuckin you in the see through room! I’m fuckin you in the gym! I’m fuckin you…