Of all of the posts Masters of Money and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson have ever posted on the internet/social media, the “The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post”, is by far the most clicked on, most visited, most read, most reread, most downloaded, most talked about, most tagged, most mentioned, most shared, most blogged about, most reblogged, most liked,…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Heads I get tail. Tails I get head.” Malia May Johnson “Gulp. Gulp! Gulp it up!” Malia May Johnson “The feeling of a good ass f@cking is an unbelievably good, naughty, but good thing.” Malia…
Malia: I am feeling……horny, concupiscent, desiring, hard up hot, hot to trot, lascivious, libidinous, lustful, passionate, randy, turned on, loving, affectionate, hot and heavy, impassioned, infatuated, lovesick, lovey dovey, lusty, passionate, spirited, salacious, sensual, sexual, smutty, sex crazed, dirty, suggestive, salacious, erotic, hot, sensual, smutty, steamy, suggestive, voluptuous, wanton, sensualistic, freaky, stimulated, sexed up, titillated, hypersexual, and frisky! MJ: Nice!…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We don’t have much time, but will you make love to me for 5 minutes?” Malia May Johnson “Making eye contact when I am sucking you off is salacious as hell and I love it.”…
All of the symptoms were there on Tuesday night that you were going to have a migraine on Wednesday (Bedroom Quarantine Day), but you did not have one. Instead, you took me to new heights of pleasure and satisfaction…..WOW!!! You showed up to “Bedroom Quarantine Day” ready to throw down. Before you started pleasing my body, you had me sopping…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I am going to be wrapping my legs around you a lot very very soon. Bedroom Quarantine Day is October 20th!” Malia May Johnson “I made a strip club songs playlist to baby making practice…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Our sex play list switched over to classic rock for some reason. I have got to tell you the words that popped into my head during the chorus of this song. Wait for it. I’m…
A lot of great things happened today, but there are 2 specifically that I have thought about over and over again. The 1st was when my son Cash said- “Dad, I love you.” Now, Malia and Fran, our kids nanny thought they heard him say- “Cadabadu”. Obviously Malia and Fran need their ears cleared out, because clearly my son professed…
Trick or Treat Naughty Style: Malia: I was so embarrassed last night. I can’t believe Alexa sent Emma and I’s private convo to you. MJ: Baby! It’s all good. What is a “deep orgasm” anyway? Malia: It’s the good kind. Do you talk about our sex life with the guys? MJ: Sometimes. Malia: What do you say? MJ: Good things.…
The following post was inspired by the real life events that took place on December 30th, 2016, between myself, and the beautiful love of my life Malia, at our condo in downtown Austin, Texas. Only read this post if you are 18 years of age or older, and you can handle reading about probably the hottest, best sex of my…