My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 75 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “More head, less headaches.” Malia May Johnson “Exploration? That’s the former oil man in you talking, but yes sir I do!” Malia May Johnson “I have a special request. Can I get a dick dance please?” Malia May Johnson “I want kisses. Nothing but kisses,…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 74 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have love in my heart for you. I have lust in my loins for you. Give me all your love and lust and I will give you all of my mine those things. Just never stop loving me Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 73 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Just so you know, I like it when you joke about me being an alien woman. I take it as a compliment. It wettens my area sometimes depending on how you say it.” Malia May Johnson “My body feels almost back to normal. 6 weeks…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 72 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Oh lay. Oh lay. Oh lay. Oh lay me.” Malia May Johnson “I thought my water broke, but I am just wet.” Malia May Johnson “DIY? No fair! You do it to myself.” Malia May Johnson “Give me some Johnson, Johnson.” Malia May Johnson “Skeezer?…
MJ: I can text with you now. I have a list of stuff I want to tell you about. Malia: Okay. whatcha wanna tell me? MJ: #1. I love you Malia: I like your list so far. I love you too. MJ: #2. I helped your friend’s friend, the ghost whisperer girl. Malia: She is a frequency healer, but thank…
MJ: Did you know that the smallest country in the world is Vatican City? It is only 5 square miles. Do you wanna fool around? Malia: Knowing that the smallest country in the world is Vatican City, at only 5 square miles does not make me wet at all. Do you want to try something else? MJ: I don’t…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You liked the JR Ewing Texas oil man role play. Everything is bigger in Texas! Look in my pants. JR Ewing The Terrible is going to throttle you right this very minute Malia Sue Ellen.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It’s like we are a new couple just starting out with only the basic furniture. This is so much fun!” Malia May Johnson “The kids won’t be here for about 45 minutes and there is…
MJ: KEEP CALM AND REALIZE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO REWRITE THE DEFINITION OF LOVE BECAUSE THE CURRENT DEFINITION OF LOVE IS NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE THE LEVEL OF LOVE THAT I FEEL FOR YOU Malia: That is a long “KEEP CALM AND” Malia: But I love it and I love you!…
MJ: Things have got to change. I can’t take it anymore. Malia: With what? MJ: You are keeping the goodies on your top 1% body all to yourself and that is unfair. MJ: You are hereby notified that the Occupy Malia Movement is going to occupy Malia! Malia: I know you so well and I love it!! MJ: For too…