MJ: I can text with you now. I have a list of stuff I want to tell you about. Malia: Okay. whatcha wanna tell me? MJ: #1. I love you Malia: I like your list so far. I love you too. MJ: #2. I helped your friend’s friend, the ghost whisperer girl. Malia: She is a frequency healer, but thank…
MJ: Did you know that the smallest country in the world is Vatican City? It is only 5 square miles. Do you wanna fool around? Malia: Knowing that the smallest country in the world is Vatican City, at only 5 square miles does not make me wet at all. Do you want to try something else? MJ: I don’t…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You liked the JR Ewing Texas oil man role play. Everything is bigger in Texas! Look in my pants. JR Ewing The Terrible is going to throttle you right this very minute Malia Sue Ellen.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It’s like we are a new couple just starting out with only the basic furniture. This is so much fun!” Malia May Johnson “The kids won’t be here for about 45 minutes and there is…
MJ: KEEP CALM AND REALIZE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO REWRITE THE DEFINITION OF LOVE BECAUSE THE CURRENT DEFINITION OF LOVE IS NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE THE LEVEL OF LOVE THAT I FEEL FOR YOU Malia: That is a long “KEEP CALM AND” Malia: But I love it and I love you!…
MJ: Things have got to change. I can’t take it anymore. Malia: With what? MJ: You are keeping the goodies on your top 1% body all to yourself and that is unfair. MJ: You are hereby notified that the Occupy Malia Movement is going to occupy Malia! Malia: I know you so well and I love it!! MJ: For too…
I was going to do a top 10 favorite foreplay posts, but then it turned into a top 15, which turned into a top 20, which would have turned into a top 25, or 30, or 35, etc., probably, if I had more time. I love my husband MJ, and I love making love to him. I get asked a…
Malia: Baby, remember this? It is always interesting to see what your brilliant, loving, and slightly perverted, but in a good way, mind will come up with. I know you hand wrote the Dear P@$$y letter back in the day, but your handwriting looks like ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, no offense, so I typed it out to be able to post…