I Love The Way You Love Me Malia #luckiestmanonearth MJ: Baby, I am a Penis American. Malia: Baby, I am a Vagina American. A Booby American? What’s up Penis American? MJ: My penis. Malia: You are a Penis American and your penis is up? Thank you for letting me know. I can tell you got my letter in your office. …
Malia: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me baby. MJ: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies too. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me. Malia: You…
Malia: Let’s do dirty roses are red violets are blues with each other. I will go first. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I want to ride you. MJ: This is baby making heat foreplay at its finest right here. Roses are red. Violets are blue. When we are done texting, I am going to cum inside of you. Malia:…
This morning….. Malia: I wasn’t feeling very pretty today, but this cute boy on my left told me I was beautiful. Thank you for making my day baby! This afternoon….. There’s the “Mile High Club”, and other fun references for people that have had sex in certain places. I’m not sure if there is already a name for people who…
Baby Fever: “Maul” and “Like a lion hunting its prey”….. Malia: Hi everyone. I just wanted to say that I would like to have another baby, but I didn’t have to “maul” MJ “like a lion hunting its prey” to want to make another baby with me. MJ: Were you or were you not naked already, when you told me…
MJ: The number of searches related to “MJ The Terrible”, just eclipsed 50,000,000! Malia: Yay! Is this a good time to tell you I want to have at least one or two more babies? MJ: Yes. Malia: I want to have another baby. I am a babyaholic. I can’t stop wanting to have babies. MJ: Happy wife, happy life. Malia:…
Malia: Who do you think you are just kissing me like that? MJ: The luckiest man in the world. Malia: I hate you. MJ: Why? Malia: Because I’m a girl, and sometimes we want to get mad at our man for no reason at all while we are emotional. MJ: Are you mad at me? Malia: I want to be,…
MJ: Are you dressed like that right now? Malia: Yep! MJ: You know I have to be at Intel at 2 right? Malia: So what you’re saying is you have plenty of time. MJ: I want to baby. I have a lot to do. Rain check until tonight? I guarantee I will take care of business! Malia: Wrong answer! Guess…
Mr. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, This is not a booty call post baby. This is business. Not strictly for pleasure. I know you have things to do today, but please put me on your “to do” list. I am ovulating. Soooooo…..I need you to come take care of business! Baby, do you know what they call a girl who…
MJ: Baby, remember when we were talking about organizing my son and I’s apartment, and you offered to help organize it because “I’m a guy and I have no idea how to organize an apartment, and if you wouldn’t have helped me organize my old house, that place would have been a disgusting pigsty, not fit to raise my son…