My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Lana Del Rey Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Til drinks do us part”. I love that! I will be stealing that!. You will be okay with that! I did a private performance for you and Malia’s 10 year anniversary. You want me to do your 20th right? I’m just fucking…
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MJ: Thank you for the unlimited and incredible sex. Malia: When or do you mean in general? MJ: During our 3,857 night stand. Malia: Baby! We are married. It is not called a 3,857 night stand like a one night stand times 3,857 nights. MJ: I love you Malia: I love you too. Malia: This is what I have learned…
Malia: Baby your travel detail is here. Where are you taking me? MJ: Over there Malia: Over where? MJ: Can I tell you something? Malia: Yes MJ: You don’t have to keep getting ready. You are already the prettiest girl I have ever seen. You can just declare you are ready and we can go. Malia: I’m almost ready. Give…