Baby, If my life is a dream right now, please don’t pinch me, because I don’t want to wake up! To my loving wife Malia, I couldn’t do it without you baby cakes. I love this black and white picture you made of us at the American Airlines Center, in Dallas. That was a fun night. I’m sorry I spilled…
This was a conversation my beautiful wife Malia and I had just had, while sitting out on our balcony, at our vacation villa in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Malia: Baby, I love it here! How is your stress level? MJ: Me too. It is less than zero baby. Malia: Are you mad that I forced this vacation on you? MJ:…
Trick or Treat Naughty Style: Malia: I was so embarrassed last night. I can’t believe Alexa sent Emma and I’s private convo to you. MJ: Baby! It’s all good. What is a “deep orgasm” anyway? Malia: It’s the good kind. Do you talk about our sex life with the guys? MJ: Sometimes. Malia: What do you say? MJ: Good things.…
Guest user 1: My name is Malcolm. I am a fan of Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible”. Please don’t share my full name. This is a request for advice from “MJ The Terrible”. I was married once before. My first wife and I got married because we thought it was what we were supposed to do. It was…
Malia: When do you sleep? MJ: I slept right next to you and our babies last night. Malia: We slept. I think they call what you did power napping. MJ: Baby, I don’t want to argue again today, and I’m in an aggressive, kick ass mood! I’ve got to get shit done before I head south to go meet with…
Question: I have been getting criticized for everything I do lately. I am sick and tired of it! I have worked nights and weekends for years. I made short term sacrifices for long term gains. I bet on myself when nobody else but my family did and I won. Why do I feel guilty about my success? I shouldn’t right?…
“How to keep a good man happy….Keep his brain focused, his heart racing, his belly full, his balls drained, believe in him, and be there for him.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be…
Never stop trying to find your motivation. Believe in yourself. Know that dreams can come true, if you follow them. Obstacles can be overcome, if you keep looking for solutions. Goals can be achieved, if you consistently move towards them. Often times our own fear is what holds us back from fulfilling our true potential. The life you dream about…
Malia: Who do you think you are just kissing me like that? MJ: The luckiest man in the world. Malia: I hate you. MJ: Why? Malia: Because I’m a girl, and sometimes we want to get mad at our man for no reason at all while we are emotional. MJ: Are you mad at me? Malia: I want to be,…
Whether you are celebrating Valentine’s Day with the one you love, your friends, your family, or will be enjoying some “me time” today, Malia and I would like to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day! From the time Malia and I started to show an interest in each other, there were some who didn’t think it would work, who didn’t…