Malia, I have always said my dream girl was a combination of Maria Von Trapp and Jenna Jameson, and that is exactly what I got. You are the love of my life, all I want and more, and more, and more and more! Love, MJ P.S. I meant every word of this back then, and you mean even more to…
Tag: Happiness
Love and Relationships
No matter what someone says about someone or something in your life, if the person or thing makes you happy, and adds to your life, feel free to completely ignore whatever it was that the person said. Odds are the person saying it doesn’t understand the situation, doesn’t want to understand the situation, or is a hater/negative person anyway. I…
Live Your Life The Way You Choose To Live It
Hello everyone! It is a beautiful sunshiny day, and we are enjoying it outside together as a family. We hope y’all are happy and healthy out there. Sincerely, The Johnson’s Things we can control: Our beliefsOur thoughtsOur perspectiveOur attitudeHow we treat peopleHow we spend our timeHow we invest our moneyHow much time we spend worryingHow much time we spend thinking…
“MJ The Terrible” Rescues The Queen of Bethesdaland From The Stuffed Animal Bandits
Here is what happened when I walked into one of the spare bedrooms Malia is redoing, and I found her lying naked on the bed covered up by 3 giant stuffed animals, also known as “The Stuffed Animal Bandits”. MJ: Oh no! Andre The Giant Bear, Shamu, and Bad News Brown Dog are trying to kidnap Malia! Malia: Help me!…
Do you think any handy men that have come to fix our stuff have fantasized about having sex with me?
MJ: What do you like better, your new Cady or your Hermes bags? Malia: I like you the best daddy! MJ: 🙂 Malia: Do you think any handy men that have come to fix our stuff have fantasized about having sex with me? MJ: Yes Malia: Baby! MJ: What? Malia: You’re not upset about that? MJ: What do you want…
9 Year Anniversary Surprises
MJ: I heard you yelling. I love you. I’ll be right back. Malia: Where are you going? MJ: I had to run to my office real quick. I’ll be right back. Malia: You ran out the front door. Your office is behind the house. What are you up to Johnson? MJ: You know me my love. Malia: I do! What…
Malia and MJ’s Relationship “Firsts” Posts
MJ, We have had some amazing “Firsts” in our relationship. I went through all of the “Firsts” posts about our relationship that we have done and made a post out of them. I hope you enjoy MJ and I’s “Firsts” posts. Sincerely, Malia The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-first-conversation-malia-and-i-ever-had-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/ Our First…
Pablo Sexcobar and The Rise of The Machines In Our Bedroom
MJ: Genius Discrimination, huh? Malia: Don’t mess with me Johnson! I thought you were asleep. MJ: Yes ma’am! I didn’t nap long. Malia: Blogging can be therapeutic! MJ: The thing with the deal and the things came in the mail today. You wanna? It is heavy duty quality. I’m impressed. Malia: How long do you think it will take to…
“What If” Zombie Apocalypse and MLK Day Snuckin
Tarica, will you post Malia and I’s sexcapades MLK day texts, because I’m a little busy right now. You’re the best! Mean it! Best, MJ Tarica: Have fun today guys. Chris and I are doing what you guys are doing today, tomorrow. Rock out out with your sex parts out Mali J and MJ! MJ: Baby why did you email…
20 Reasons I Love You Michael David Johnson
Michael David Johnson, You are the most amazing man I have ever met! There is a reason our paths crossed, and I feel truly lucky to have you in my life. I love the way we can be together for 5 hours and it feels like only 5 minutes have gone by. The closeness I feel to you is stronger…