To my precious new baby boy Christopher Alexander Johnson, Finding the words to express how I feel about you is not easy to do when I am sleep-deprived from our late night feedings together, and I’m sore from giving birth, and I’m in awe from the overwhelming emotion of getting to know and be with you these past few days,…
Malia: I read the proposal baby. I think that some people will say you’re “crazy”, but what else is new? MJ: Good. Usually when haters call me crazy, that’s when I know I’m on to something good. Malia: I think it’s provocative. You are basically supporting the side of the Terminators, but I still love you. Using the Black Lives…
Malia: Baby, I love you too much to let you go. If I can’t have you nobody can. MJ: Sounds reasonable. Malia: Promise me you will never leave me. MJ: I promise I will never leave you. I am the happiest man on planet earth most days my love. Malia: What about Jolene? MJ: Who? Malia: Jolene! MJ: I don’t…
Malia, I have always said my dream girl was a combination of Maria Von Trapp and Jenna Jameson, and that is exactly what I got. You are the love of my life, all I want and more, and more, and more and more! Love, MJ P.S. I meant every word of this back then, and you mean even more to…
No matter what someone says about someone or something in your life, if the person or thing makes you happy, and adds to your life, feel free to completely ignore whatever it was that the person said. Odds are the person saying it doesn’t understand the situation, doesn’t want to understand the situation, or is a hater/negative person anyway. I…
Hello everyone! It is a beautiful sunshiny day, and we are enjoying it outside together as a family. We hope y’all are happy and healthy out there. Sincerely, The Johnson’s Things we can control: Our beliefsOur thoughtsOur perspectiveOur attitudeHow we treat peopleHow we spend our timeHow we invest our moneyHow much time we spend worryingHow much time we spend thinking…
Here is what happened when I walked into one of the spare bedrooms Malia is redoing, and I found her lying naked on the bed covered up by 3 giant stuffed animals, also known as “The Stuffed Animal Bandits”. MJ: Oh no! Andre The Giant Bear, Shamu, and Bad News Brown Dog are trying to kidnap Malia! Malia: Help me!…
MJ: What do you like better, your new Cady or your Hermes bags? Malia: I like you the best daddy! MJ: 🙂 Malia: Do you think any handy men that have come to fix our stuff have fantasized about having sex with me? MJ: Yes Malia: Baby! MJ: What? Malia: You’re not upset about that? MJ: What do you want…
MJ: I heard you yelling. I love you. I’ll be right back. Malia: Where are you going? MJ: I had to run to my office real quick. I’ll be right back. Malia: You ran out the front door. Your office is behind the house. What are you up to Johnson? MJ: You know me my love. Malia: I do! What…
MJ, We have had some amazing “Firsts” in our relationship. I went through all of the “Firsts” posts about our relationship that we have done and made a post out of them. I hope you enjoy MJ and I’s “Firsts” posts. Sincerely, Malia The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-first-conversation-malia-and-i-ever-had-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/ Our First…