Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 11: 1. Congratulations on getting pregnant! I love the name Isabella. Do you have a boy name picked out if it is a boy? Jennifer Clark Tampa, FL Malia: Thanks! If it is a boy, we have talked about the names Henry or Lucas, but we don’t have a possible boy name set in stone…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Be careful sweetheart. If you start something, be ready to finish it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I took one of Gay Dave’s companies boner pills. I figure I am either going to die while…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 42 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I built it all by myself, with only a little bit of help from Mr. Pete. By a little bit of help, I mean the whole thing, but Brittany took a picture of me working on it so that I could tell you I built…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I am going to have a stress induced panic attack unless I unload this stress into your vagina.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Does not compute. Does not compute. Slide to the side. Slide to…
MJ: Malia, I finally found a word that accurately describes your butt. The word is “Callipygian”. Callipygian comes from the Greek word kallipýgos, meaning having a beautiful buttocks, referring to a statue of Aphrodite. MJ: Baby, your butt is so incredible that it causes other women to have Gluteus Maximus Deficit Disorder. What is Gluteus Maximus Deficit Disorder you might…
To my soulmate Michael David Johnson, You may not have been my first date, my first boyfriend, or my first kiss, but since you came into my life you have been my all everything and I know you always will be. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. If I could give you one thing, it…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I love you for all of the good honest reasons, but I also love you for all the naughty dirty reasons.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I will forever remember today as three quickies day.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The world doesn’t make sense right now, but our family, our love, is the one thing that does.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “That is called reverse commandoization. I didn’t have boxers on under my…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I wanna run up on you, dig deep and goo your guts up. Then kiss you to show you that I care.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Assume the bend over and touch your toes…
Malia: Remember when your life was running off the rails and you started drinking a lot, and doing stupid shit, and you got up in the strip club announcer booth and made this “Coming out hot on the main stage” strip club video? MJ: I do. Malia: Fast forward a of couple years and your life was improving. You were…