Axl Rose Is On The Phone For You This was the conversation between MJ, Axl Rose, and me (Malia). Malia: Hey baby, Axl Rose is on the phone for you. MJ: No shit? I forgot to tell you Elvis called earlier. Malia: What is your favorite Guns N’ Roses song? MJ: I don’t know. I grew up listening to their…
Oh no! My wife is possessed. I was going to call the Ghostbusters to come get her, but then she wanted to have sex with me, and since even though she was possessed and all, she is still my wife, and she was looking preggo sexy as hell! I decided to risk it. I love you baby, even when you…
My 6-year-old son CJ and I’s bed time conversation last night- Daddy: If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? CJ: I would go to Paradise City. Daddy: Ok, where is that? CJ: I don’t know. Side note- I asked him probably 6-8 more questions about it, and he finally said- “Let me sing it to…