My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Chris Hubbard Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “MJ, your ex-wife is pure evil! She has the rare ability to be able to throw someone under the bus, while she is screwing them over, at the same time she is stabbing them in the back. That is a truly rare gift.”…
Gotye: Can you please take down all mj the terrible, team digital death, nerdy black bitch, and masters of money content? Malia: What exactly would you like taken down? It’s Nerdy Black Girl, not Nerdy Black Bitch. Gotye: All of it Malia: As in, you are requesting we take down every blog, post, article, q&a, social media site, website, picture,…
MJ: My ex keeps accusing me of having Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I have read about it, but I don’t think I have it. What do you think? Do you think I have it? Malia: No. Your practice wife has Borderline Personality Disorder, and in order for her to feel better about herself, she has to believe you are more f-ed…
Hello! I am Megan Ayers. I was asked to write a post for MJ’s blog. They said I could write whatever I wanted to. Here is what I decided to write. I have known MJ and his friend/body double Chris for 15 years. I met MJ at Sam’s Boat House bar and grill in Austin, Texas, by accident. My boyfriend…
MJ and I met on March 8th, 2012. MJ was going through a lot at the time. He was dealing with the fallout from being the alleged architect of Stuxnet, the world’s first cyber weapon that almost caused World War III. MJ was still married to his first wife. I refer to her as his practice wife, because MJ was…
Chris(MJ2): If anyone wants to know how to make MJ nervous, I’ve got the formula. You put a famous musician MJ kissed or slept with or whatever on the day he met Malia, in a hotel room, inside the hotel his ex-wife used to work at, where the air went out, and everybody is hot and uncomfortable, with his current…
MJ: Baby!!! You have been awesome this week! You are not going to turn into Gotye! She had postpartum depression, and you have postpartum sweetness and happiness. You are nothing like her. You will never lose me, and I love you! Malia: I’m not exactly sure how postpartum depression works, but I’m pretty sure Gotye was just mean and hateful…
Malia: Are you still listening to and watching the recordings and videos from your old house when you were with me in Bethesda? MJ: No comment. Malia: Is Panty Gate still going on? MJ: No. That died down. Malia: Any new juicy stuff? MJ: Not really. Chris deserves an academy award for his fake back injury performances though. Do you…
Malia: Where are you at? Did you sleep at all? Let me guess, still excited about the deal and couldn’t sleep? MJ: Downstairs in my office. No. Yes, but I also can’t stop watching and listening to all of the videos and recordings from what happened in the house and stuff, between Chris and Gotye, while I was in the…
Malia: Look what I found baby. I knew you were looking for it. I love you! MJ: Thank you baby. It was so cold that day. It was like negative 20 degrees. Maryland winters can be brutal. Malia: Do you remember what I called you that day that drove you bonkers? MJ: “MJ The Red Nose Terrible Reindeer” Malia: Yeah.…