Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Make one comment about my Ric Flair robe and I’m not taking it off so you can ravage me.” Malia May Johnson “I married you for the hot sex. #husbandenjoyer” Malia May Johnson “Come in…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m 32 and I wanna do you. Give me the good stuff for my birthday baby.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t bother taking your clothes off. We don’t have time. Just pull it out through your zipper.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “When I’m big hair don’t care, lots of cleavage, I’m advertising to you that I want the business. It’s sex psychology 101 + 69 + 99 + a 1 in a 0. I don’t know.…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Today I’m horny. Tomorrow I will be horny. Next week I will be horny. Next year I will be horny. Etc. So on. So forth.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are my sex.” Michael…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Hello dick. I’m going to suck you, then fuck you. Be good to me and give me a baby, because I’m good to you, and make you happy.” Malia May Johnson “I told you I…
(Newly Updated) My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: MJ: Baby there aren’t any apps to let me “check in” to your vagina. Malia: “I guess we will have to do it the old fashion way then.” “Roses are red, I want to make sure your balls aren’t blue, come up stairs, and…
“We just fucking broke the bed. No wait, we just broke the bed fucking. After we do it some more, remind me to get a sturdier bed. Something tells me we’re going to need it.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just…