Malia: I have 6 things to tell you daddy. Ready? MJ: I don’t know. Am I? Malia: You are. MJ: Well, ok then. Let her rip tater chip. Malia: I’m going 1 at a time. 1. Kat said yes to Brittany. You get to give Brittany away! MJ: Back when Britt was my court appointed supervisor, I would have loved…
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Their Jumbo’s and Toddlers of The Caribbean Snuggle Story Time
Their Jumbo’s and Toddlers of The Caribbean Snuggle Story Time Malia: Hey baby. Can you come up here when you get a minute? MJ: Yeah. Do you need me to bring something up to you? Malia: Your wiener. MJ: Not for 6 weeks baby. Malia: I want to weigh your wiener on my breast milk scale. MJ: Seriously? Malia:…
The Right Kind of Wake Up Call
Last night something happened that changed my life. 10 plus years ago I created something that changed the world forever, in good and bad ways. What I created led to me being nicknamed “MJ The Terrible”, and it is also the reason I was awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross for Cyberwarfare. Even though the event happened over a decade ago,…
Snake Attack Saturday
There is a dirt walking path behind our house and the house next to our house that we recently bought. I usually take our babies on a stroller walk in the morning before it gets to hot out. When MJ isn’t working, he walks with us. MJ was working from home today, and he had time to walk with us.…
Does MJ spend time with the people who were in his life before he was in the hospital?
Does MJ spend time with the people who were in his life before he was in the hospital? Landen Fitzpatrick Boston, MA Malia: Rarely. It is hard for him to do that because his life is so different now. He does stay in touch with some of the people he knew before. There are a lot of legal and national…
“White Mike Johnson” and “Princess Malia” Go To an Akron Friends and Family Soul Food Reunion In Baltimore
MJ grew up in Akron, Ohio. One of the nicknames for Akron is “Crackron”, because it has some scary parts to it. One of MJ’s friends he grew up with in Akron moved to Baltimore, which is about a half an hour away from where we live in Bethesda. MJ told me about his friend (Terrell), who moved to Baltimore,…
100 Reasons I Love You Malia May Johnson (Happy 9 Year Anniversary Baby Cakes!)
1. I love your big beautiful brown eyes, that depending on the way the light reflects off of your eyes, can sometimes look different colors. 2. I love your playful personality. 3. I love how you always encourage me to make things happen, and to find a way when there isn’t one. 4. I love how you are loyal. 5. I…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 7
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 7: 1. Did your family like MJ when they first met him? Ellen Lloyd Topeka, KS Malia: Yes. Very much so. I think they wanted to try to like him, because they knew he treated me well, but I think they ended up liking him without actually trying to. 2. What is the weirdest thing…
Nice shooting baby!
The last time we got pregnant we tried 4 or 5 different pregnancy tests. When we were looking to see what the results were, MJ said- “We should have got only the kind with words, where it says Pregnant or Not Pregnant. I mean, look at this. Is 2 lines on here pregnant or not? Look at this one. On…
Sorry Mr President Elect but Family First
Malia: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me baby. MJ: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies too. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me. Malia: You…









