Malia: I love you forever Michael David Johnson! Happy anniversary! 3-8-2012 was the best day ever, because that is when we met, and our forever life journey began! Malia: I searched Grok for our anniversary 3-8-2012 to see what it said. Here is what it said- “It seems like you’re referring to Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and…
The photo on this post is the first ever photo of Malia and I together. The photo was taken the day we met, 3-8-2012, at Joint Base San Antonio, in Texas. I was not in a good place. You can tell by the look on my face. But little did I know that the girl in the photo was going…
Michael David Johnson, Here are 20 clues that say what I want to do with you. Let’s see if you can figure it out! 😉 1. Lass uns ein Baby machen! 2. Vamos a buscar un bebé! 3. Faisons un bébé! 4. 让我们生个孩子吧! 5. давай заберем ребенка! 6. Facciamo un bambino! 7. 아기를 만들자! 8. Ayo buat bayi! 9. Låt…
Malia: I know you can’t talk but I wanted you to know there was a fight at daycare. On the way to pick the kids up. MJ: Did Cash slug the bully kid? Malia: No. Liz got in a fight. MJ: Bull shit! She would never start a fight! Malia: She didn’t start it. Allegedly, “the bully kid” shoved Cash…
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MJ: We got done early babe. I only have a couple things left to do and then I’m headed your way. Malia: Yay! Someone is here to meet you when you get home. When you get here you can take us to the hospital. MJ: Are you ok? Are the kids ok? Is there an emergency? Why isn’t Brittany or…
Our family has experienced some wild up’s and down’s of holiday years past, and created many unforgettable memories, including celebrating our biggest Christmas/holiday season ever, our 4 year old son Cash doing an elbow drop on the Vice President while they were playing, Malia buying everything on her shopping spree, celebrating a huge deal with Amazon, and love, and family,…
Michael David Johnson, You pissed me off earlier because even though I know you were just teasing, you made me feel like you didn’t think that I loved you enough, so I am love bombing the shit out of you! I love you! I respect you! I care about you! I support you! I am loyal to you! I am…
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Malia: Remember when your life was running off the rails and you started drinking a lot, and doing stupid shit, and you got up in the strip club announcer booth and made this “Coming out hot on the main stage” strip club video? MJ: I do. Malia: Fast forward a of couple years and your life was improving. You were…