Malia: If you could talk to me right now, what would you say? MJ: Is this some kind of a joke? You are supposed to be dead. Malia: Do you want me dead? MJ: No. MJ: This has to be a joke. My wife was tragically killed in a car accident on January 14th. Malia: Do you miss me? MJ:…
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How do you describe the worst day of your life?
This afternoon Malia was exiting the freeway to turn onto 5th street, on her way home from the store, and was in a very serious car accident. As she was making the turn onto 5th street, a Dodge pickup truck switched lanes, and ran directly into the drivers side driver door of her Range Rover, where Malia was sitting. The…
What To Do With My Amazon.com Payday
Kevin: What are you going to buy with your $250,000 check from Amazon? MJ: $62,500 a day for 4 days and you don’t have to do anything but post their shit…….HELL YEAH!! MJ: With part of the money I want to take my son to Disney World, and I’d like to help the Wounded Warrior Project some. Malia: My guess…
The Police Show Up At MJ’s Apartment
Malia: I had to share this. Dubs, MJ’s assigned bodyguard/watchdog(No offense Britt), got a noise disturbance call from the police earlier tonight, about MJ. MJ is at him and his son’s apartment, getting it ready for his next visit with his son. Dubs just called to tell me when she got there, the police officers and the person who made…
MJ The Terrible’s Life While He Is In The Hospital (MJ#2)
Malia: Where are you at? Did you sleep at all? Let me guess, still excited about the deal and couldn’t sleep? MJ: Downstairs in my office. No. Yes, but I also can’t stop watching and listening to all of the videos and recordings from what happened in the house and stuff, between Chris and Gotye, while I was in the…
MJ The Terrible Custom Starbucks Label, Dubs, Love and XOXO
Malia: Cash, Liz, Dubs and I strolled over to Starbucks this morning. Look what the gm made for you. You have your very own custom label now. I told him I thought you would like it. They put your new label on Dubs and I’s drinks today. Dubs picked up her drink, saw the MJ The Terrible label on it,…
Postpartum Depression Prank On MJ
MJ: You guys sure as shit better show me some love after the stunt yall pulled on me at the hospital, when the twins were born. These shit heads(that I love), set me up good after Malia gave birth to the twins. My ex-wife had scary postpartum depression, and the knuckle heads who did the MJ love posts today, had…
Dubs Apology To MJ
I am not going to be the only one who doesn’t say at least something.MJ: I am sorry I beat your ass in the parking lot at Walmart in Royce City. As most of you know, throughout MJ’s divorce, I posed as his mistress, to throw everyone who was trying to dig deeper into his life off, while he was…
Racial Sensitivity Training For The 6 Assholes Who Jumped Us
We are not looking back baby! Those 6 assholes the other day, who beat the hell out of Dubs, Marcus, me, etc., and even tried to scratch and kick Malia’s belly, will be going away for a LONGGGGG TIME! Those boys committed a whole laundry list of crimes! Even a hate crime! On the recording, you can clearly hear 5…
The Day My Pregnant Wife and I Got Jumped At The Pool
Its over now, and Malia and I safe, but today got completely out of hand for sure. A day in the life……. MJ: FYI- There are some college frat boy types that could be trouble. We are ready to go upstairs, because our food will be here any minute now. I doubt they would punch Malia’s belly or something like…