My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is my horny wanna be pregnant version of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Give me your loven and put a baby in my belly.” Malia May Johnson “Sometimes we push people away just to see if they will comeback. It’s human nature.” Tarica…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 63 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy I hide your shoes cuzz I want you to stay home.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Man the fuck up and have the strength to do what’s necessary.” Chris Hubbard “I am trusting that God will lead you in the right direction, and all will work…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 60 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s the worserest daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “The internet won’t be perfect until I can download clothes and shoes.” Malia May Johnson “When you discover who you really are, that is when you can be truly free.” Dr. Sanjay Gupta “Haters are like tractors.…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 56 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, can I have my wowance pwease?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “And God bwess my Daddy when he fights the criwiniminals on the winternet.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest son) “Instead of thinking about it like that, think…
Happy 70th Birthday ma! 70 years ago today in Winchester, Tennessee, my mom (MJ’s mom), Jeanne Johnson, was born. Happy Birthday Wishes “Happy 70th J! I will be joining you in the 70 club tomorrow.” David Johnson “Mom, Grandma, Mam Mam, Jeanne, your son, daughter in law, and grandbabies wish you the happiest 70th birthday and we love you very…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 56 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, can I have my wowance pwease?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “And God bwess my Daddy when he fights the criwiniminals on the winternet.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest son) “Instead of thinking about it like that, think…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 53 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I caught you stealing! I should call the police on you MJ! It is illegal to steal Ray’s pension check. I’m not sure what the law is about replacing his $2,500 a month pension check with $5,000 a month check. I decided not to…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 50 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Business is politics and politics is business. The sooner you learn that the better off you will be.” Donald Trump, Jr. “Desire isn’t a statistic, but it is an X factor of success.” Tony Robbins “It defies all we know about it. When things…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 44 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Anybody who stands up for what they believe in, people are going to call crazy. It’s sad, but it is the price for standing up for whatever it is they are standing up for.” Vice President Kamala Harris “Face it, own it, flip it.”…
MJ: My ex keeps accusing me of having Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I have read about it, but I don’t think I have it. What do you think? Do you think I have it? Malia: No. Your practice wife has Borderline Personality Disorder, and in order for her to feel better about herself, she has to believe you are more f-ed…