Anything Goes Q&A with Malia: 1. Do you and MJ have any tattoos? What are they? Where are they? Jenny Petrus Gainesville, FL Malia: Yes. MJ has 2. He has a dragon tattoo on his left arm. His other tattoo is in a private area on his body. He got it for me, and I am going to keep that…
Tag: Dating
Thank You But Malia Is My One and Only
Question/request: You like MJ? I don’t mind being a side dish. Call me (number removed) One love, Amber Answer: I think you are beautiful, and I like the car. That said, I have everything I will ever need with Malia. She is my everything. I don’t think you are side dish material. I remember talking to you in Dallas at…
“Your body is a one-night stand”
MJ can’t find his ipod, so I told him he could use mine. MJ The Terrible sings Malia’s playlists is very entertaining. Apparently John Mayer has been singing the wrong words all these years. John Mayer sings “Your body is a wonderland”. My husband MJ sings “Your body is a one-night stand”. I pretty much knew being with MJ was…
Second Marriage Advice From Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Guest user 1: My name is Malcolm. I am a fan of Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible”. Please don’t share my full name. This is a request for advice from “MJ The Terrible”. I was married once before. My first wife and I got married because we thought it was what we were supposed to do. It was…
Rich People Date Differently (Funny Dating Coach Story)
In the building Malia(my wife) and I live in, in downtown Austin, on the 10th floor, they have a sports bar, where anyone who lives in the building, can stop to have a drink, eat a burger, etc. Well, tonight I ran into one of our friends, who is recently single, and just started dating. Myself, and a few of…
Back & Forth Texts Between Malia & “MJ The Terrible” From The First Time “MJ The Terrible” Met Malia’s Friends
Dubs- Head of security for our family. Malia- Wife of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Dubs: Thank you for helping me search the archives Dubs. These are the back and forth texts between MJ and I, from the first time he met my friends. And every single one of them are still our friends to this day>>> Malia: Is something…
Love Is A Beautiful Thing
Whether you are celebrating Valentine’s Day with the one you love, your friends, your family, or will be enjoying some “me time” today, Malia and I would like to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day! From the time Malia and I started to show an interest in each other, there were some who didn’t think it would work, who didn’t…
Crazy First Date Dating Love Marriage Butt Sex Memories
Thank you for all of the nice comments, messages and emails. I am sorry if it seems like I am a mess right now, but that is exactly what I am. Today the contractor who was set to start painting and decorating one of the babies rooms called and asked to speak to Malia. I immediately started crying. The contractor…
Remembering Crazy Memories From Back In The Day
Question/comment: Hello. Remember me? I saw your Masters of of Money/MJ The Terrible stuff on the web and thought I would let your followers in on something big, because I know you. I REALLY KNOW YOU AND IVE SEEN YOU DO SOME SHIT! Remember when you banged Caroline Pierce the porn star back when you lived at Riata? That was…