MJ: You want some of this Johnson? Malia: Nope! MJ: You don’t? đ Malia: I don’t want some! I want all! MJ: My avatar wants to bang your avatar. Malia: My real me personatar wants to bang the real you personatar. Let’s get together and have some sex. MJ: I would like your assurance I will be safe before I…
Malia: The Malia is interested in having the intercourse, with the MJ. MJ: The MJ is also interested in having the intercourse with the Malia. Malia: The Malia would like to cash in on the going down on her rain check the MJ offered her earlier this month. The Malia really enjoys the tongue of the MJ. MJ: The MJ…
MJ: Malia May Sexy Booty Beauty Johnson, my dick is woke! Malia: Do you know what woke means baby? MJ: I think so. Let me try to use it in a sentence. Malia May Sexy Booty Beauty Johnson, my dick is woke! Malia: This is the definition of Woke- alert to injustice in society, especially racism. MJ: Exactly! Malia: How…
No matter what someone says about someone or something in your life, if the person or thing makes you happy, and adds to your life, feel free to completely ignore whatever it was that the person said. Odds are the person saying it doesnât understand the situation, doesnât want to understand the situation, or is a hater/negative person anyway. I…
The picture on this post is from one of MJ and I’s first dates. MJ’s mom called while we were on our date. MJ was drunk when she called. Not totally wasted drunk, but for sure inhibitions gone drunk. In the middle of what felt like was a somewhat serious call, MJ said – “Mom, I love Malia. I want…
Malia: Hey baby. Where are you? MJ: I’m in my office working my love. Did you have fun shopping? Find any good deals? Malia: Yeah. I’ll show you when you get done working. Did you cook baby? MJ: Yeah. I made 2 Elvis sandwiches and scrambled eggs for dinner. Malia: Really? I’m impressed. MJ: Really! I did make my own…
MJ: The Nookie Monster is hungry! Malia: Oh yeah? What do you want to eat Nookie Monster? MJ: I am going to eat you for lunch. Malia: Are you going to “doink me” like your Dad calls sex? Malia: What are you interested in my horny hubby? I think it’s so funny he calls sex “doinking”. MJ: I am interested…
MJ, I wrote this “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit” for you….. MJ is very loving and thoughtful. He gets me, and I know he always supports me and has my back. MJ is also a man, so sometimes the sensitivity of things gets removed from his words, but his intentions are always in the right place. I was telling him about…
Vaginasphere and Supersizing Sex MJ: Are you busy babe? Malia: I just got off a video chat with my girls. MJ: How is the vaginasphere? Malia: A lot of drama. Apparently it’s hard to find a good man these days. MJ: I try. Malia: You are awesome baby! I don’t want to let another woman close enough to you to…
May is military appreciation month, and you are an American hero Michael David Johnson. I really want to service you. I mean I really want to thank you for your service. You know that song “America, Fuck Yeah! Comin’ Again To Save The Mother Dayâ song from the Team America World Police movie? I know you do. I rewrote the…