My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 111 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t just stand there. Fertilize me.” Malia May Johnson “Jizz my old eggs up good, okay? And never stop loving me of course.” Malia May Johnson “Oh my gosh! I’m like totally here to suck your dick and stuff! Yeah!” Malia May Johnson “No more…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 110 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Offended! I said offended, not rear ended. But, if you want to hump me I won’t stop you.” Malia May Johnson “I sowed this big beautiful boner. Now I want to reap it.” Malia May Johnson “Thank you for your attention to this matter Mr.…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 109 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “For the record, I definitely don’t hate it!” Malia May Johnson “Iran and Israel cease fired. We’re not ceasfiring. I want a baby Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson “Grrrrrr!!! Quickie daddy?” Malia May Johnson “I would define my current state as eager, yes.” Malia…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 108 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Butthole! Butthole! Butthole! Butthole! Butthole! Butthole! You asshole! That I love!” Malia May Johnson “There is no greater joy than having a baby. Hint! Hint! Wink! Wink mother fucker! Clearly that was an offer for a quickie.” Malia May Johnson “1, 2, 3, 4. Take…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 107 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Make with the kissing and the holding Michael David Johnson.” Malia May Johnson “My name-a Malia, and you the one for me-a.” Malia May Johnson “Let’s celebrate and sex.” Malia May Johnson “Because the result is better than the anticipation with you. That’s why.” Malia…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 106 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am taking a brief break from mothering to do wifing. You want some wifing?” Malia May Johnson “You came home early to whisk me away to a hotel for the night to baby me up? I am going to do whatever you want at…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 105 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “One heart. One love. Let’s get together and do naked stuff.” Malia May Johnson “You can open your eyes now. Surprise! Naughtyhontas mother fucker!” Malia May Johnson “I added space to the historic places for us to have sex at. I can’t wait to see…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 104 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Practice makes perfect. Boom!” Malia May Johnson “If it was 1965 we would be about to make whoopie.” Malia May Johnson “MAKE VAGINA HAPPY NOW?” Malia May Johnson Call me Jizzelda Dickmepreggo.” Malia May Johnson “My biological clock is ticking so hard. I want all…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 103 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No! No! No! No! No! No! Huh uh! You are way too stressed to talk right now. Let’s have a quickie first, so we can relax and chill talk.” Malia May Johnson “Ok. That’s not very nice, but let’s put that finger to good use…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 102 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s not me. It’s you.” Malia May Johnson “Yeppers! Heart and vagine warming!” Malia May Johnson “Bloody good to have you. Meant the British way.” Malia May Johnson “I also know how to beat that shit like it owes me money.” Malia May Johnson “You…