My 6-year-old son CJ and I’s bed time conversation last night- Daddy: If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? CJ: I would go to Paradise City. Daddy: Ok, where is that? CJ: I don’t know. Side note- I asked him probably 6-8 more questions about it, and he finally said- “Let me sing it to…
“I live my life in the way that means I am going to have awesome stories to tell my grand kids.” Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death) “A person is limited only by their imagination, so dream it, do it, build it, be it, and YOLO!” Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend…
I am so proud of my 5 year old for something he did this week. There’s only one African American kid in his class, and my son noticed that none of the other kids were really talking to/playing with him, so my son decided to change that! CJ(my son) walked up to Alias, and said- Maybe no one is playing…
Malia: Yesterday MJ surprised me with a St Patrick’s Day love visit. He has been on vacation with his son this week, during his son’s Spring Break from school. MJ left me this “Macho Man MJ The Terrible” elbow drop on my HOO-HA love making booty call voicemail when he was on the way home to surprise me- I have…
Dr Deb: MJ, Mr. Fanning and I made a decision about your request we change our minds about letting you spend this weekend with your son. We agree, as long as you agree to let Mrs. Johnson stay with you and CJ all weekend. We tried this once before in September of 2016, when we weren’t sure if you were…
Dear “People who care about me the most”, I have received and read your letter. I am honoring your wishes, by not posting your letter publicly, about why you don’t think it’s a good idea for me to see my son this weekend, but I respectfully disagree. I will admit that I feel empty inside, I can’t sleep, I can’t…
MJ: You know what happens when you have 2 Presidents on your LinkedIn? The head of the mother fucking World Bank connects with you!!! Baby, I am blown away! After the Stuxnet fiasco, I thought the leaders of the world were going to hang me, but now they are all about “MJ The Terrible”. Unbelievable!!! I hope this doesn’t mean…
My son is about to be 5, and this is the first time he’s ever seen snow…… I grew up in Ohio, where the winters are cold and snowy. Whenever I try to tell my wife, who grew up in South Africa, or my son, who grew up in Austin, a snowy/winter type of story, I don’t think they fully…
MJ: Baby, I’m sorry about yesterday baby. I’m an idiot. I love you. Malia: I can’t believe you had LDR call me. You might be an idiot, but you are my idiot. Only you would have the girl you know I was jealous of, call the woman that you love(me), to have her tell me how much you love me.…
Its over now, and Malia and I safe, but today got completely out of hand for sure. A day in the life……. MJ: FYI- There are some college frat boy types that could be trouble. We are ready to go upstairs, because our food will be here any minute now. I doubt they would punch Malia’s belly or something like…