Happy Birthday Michael David Johnson (Daddy)! From your loving and adoring children and wife, we would like to wish you the following birthday wishes: “I love you Daddy. Happy Birthday.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Happy Birthday Daddy. I don’t need a diaper anymore.” Cash Michael Johnson “Hapda birt day Dadda.” Natalie Marie Johnson “Wuv you Dadda. Hap hap da day.” Michael…
Their Jumbo’s and Toddlers of The Caribbean Snuggle Story Time Malia: Hey baby. Can you come up here when you get a minute? MJ: Yeah. Do you need me to bring something up to you? Malia: Your wiener. MJ: Not for 6 weeks baby. Malia: I want to weigh your wiener on my breast milk scale. MJ: Seriously? Malia:…
To my precious new baby boy Christopher Alexander Johnson, Finding the words to express how I feel about you is not easy to do when I am sleep-deprived from our late night feedings together, and I’m sore from giving birth, and I’m in awe from the overwhelming emotion of getting to know and be with you these past few days,…
World, meet Christopher Alexander Johnson. Christopher Alexander Johnson, meet the world. Christopher, you were born at 3:13 am. Your daddy was born at 3:13 pm. You weighed exactly 10 pounds even when you were born. As your grandma, Jeanne Johnson, said about you- “He weighs as much as a sack of potatoes.” Your nicknames while you were in your mommy’s…
Malia: I read the proposal baby. I think that some people will say you’re “crazy”, but what else is new? MJ: Good. Usually when haters call me crazy, that’s when I know I’m on to something good. Malia: I think it’s provocative. You are basically supporting the side of the Terminators, but I still love you. Using the Black Lives…