Anything Goes Q&A with Malia III: 1. Was there a tunnel underneath MJ’s old house? Did you ever see it? Andrew Morgan London, England Malia: I am not allowed to answer this officially. Unofficially, it is possible there was a tunnel underneath his old house. Also, unofficially, I may have seen it and been in it. MJ The Terrible House…
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Walter Reed MJ Care Team Reunion Party Public RSVP
Hello Masters of Money/MJ The Terrible fans and followers. My name is Katrina. I was “MJ The Terrible’s” full time physical therapist, and part time speech therapist for 17 months. Needless to say, I know MJ very well, both inside and out. I say that, because I am a fan of Michael Johnson the man. I can’t say I like…
“Strategic Sex”
Malia: Save a horse. Ride an MJ? MJ: I gotta be out the door in 10 minutes. Malia: Perfect! MJ: Is this “strategic sex” as you call it? Because you want your smell and stuff on me because I will see my ex tonight? Malia: Its weird because I’m not jealous of her, and I know you would never cheat…
Happy Early Anniversary
Malia: I was going to save this real life/cartoon kiss collage until our anniversary on March 8th, but I am so frickin in love with you!! I couldn’t wait!! I hope you like it! When you asked me to marry you on the bridge at Rock Creek Tributary, the best decision of my life was saying YES! Michael David Johnson,…
The Formula To Make “MJ The Terrible” Nervous
Chris(MJ2): If anyone wants to know how to make MJ nervous, I’ve got the formula. You put a famous musician MJ kissed or slept with or whatever on the day he met Malia, in a hotel room, inside the hotel his ex-wife used to work at, where the air went out, and everybody is hot and uncomfortable, with his current…
Dear “People who care about me the most” (1 of 2)
Dear “People who care about me the most”, I have received and read your letter. I am honoring your wishes, by not posting your letter publicly, about why you don’t think it’s a good idea for me to see my son this weekend, but I respectfully disagree. I will admit that I feel empty inside, I can’t sleep, I can’t…
The Whole 2 MJ’s Thing Can Get Interesting Sometimes
Thank you for making the impossible possible Chris(MJ2). You see, every 12 years in Texas, you have to physically go into the drivers license office to renew your license. In 2005, I was 5′-10″ In 2017, I am now 6′-00″ I grew 2 inches over the last 12 years. And here I thought I was done growing? I had to…
Postpartum Depression Prank On MJ
MJ: You guys sure as shit better show me some love after the stunt yall pulled on me at the hospital, when the twins were born. These shit heads(that I love), set me up good after Malia gave birth to the twins. My ex-wife had scary postpartum depression, and the knuckle heads who did the MJ love posts today, had…
How MJ The Terrible’s Subdural Hematoma Ruptured
Chris (MJ2): I don’t know if this is MJ love, but I’m sorry MJ. On Vday 2015 when MJ’s subdural hematoma ruptured, I was the cause of it, not MJ’s little boy. I thought MJ was sleeping with my girlfriend at the time, the one referred to as Dubs on here. I found out later he wasn’t, but the damage…