Malia: I know you can’t call, but will you text us when you take a break baby? MJ: Who is us? Malia: Me and Claire. She came over to hang out. MJ: What does she need? Do you want me to give her a job or something like that? Malia: We want your advice on men and dating. Claire wants…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 128 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The good billy goat bonked the bad billy goat into a time out. It was happy happy joy joy after that.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Self-preservation is a powerful instinct ingrained us, so when you see people give of themselves so freely, you know those…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 126 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Do you know why people respect your strategy opinions MJ? They are effective and your “Yes man” button is broken. Now tell me why these other strategies are all trash, and we should go with your proven strategy. Over under he says the word…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 5 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You can do it Daddy. We love you power will help you do it.” Cash Michael Johnson “To become a billionaire, solve societies biggest problems. Society will always pay for effective solutions.” Elon Musk “Husband and father looks good on you MJ.”…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 4 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You want to create a moment where I simultaneously look like a hero, I look compassionate, and I look Presidential. A transition to the future leader of the country move. That’s ballsy. I heard you get a lot of your ideas from…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 3 of 5 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Women are out there losing good men because they don’t know how to keep them after they get him. My momma’s advice about keeping a good man is timeless. They need to know- Keep his brain focused, his heart racing, his belly…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 125 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You want to create a moment where I simultaneously look like a hero, I look compassionate, and I look Presidential. A transition to the future leader of the country move. That’s ballsy. I heard you get a lot of your ideas from superhero movies…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 122 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, I know how to do stuff the other kids don’t know. Is that okay?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Liz is the brightest student I have ever had the privilege of educating. She is remarkable.” Miss. Wendy “Liz reads at a 5th grade level and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 121 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am a big boy. Big boys go to school. Don’t cry mommy. Look at my muscles. I will make it.” Cash Michael Johnson “I am going to school today. I am going to play and play and learn and play. I will tell…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 118 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Some opportunities are available to you. Some opportunities you have to create for yourself.” Vice President Kamala Harris “Black people are allowed to like Bruce Springsteen music to. The Boss is universal.” Former First Lady Michelle Obama “Haters find your success threatening. I don’t…