Recently there was a crazy situation involving the police that was/is a complete misunderstanding assuming that all parties are being honest anyway, and I wrote a funny remake of the song “Wade in the Water”, by Ramsey Lewis, a song famously sung by Harriet Tubman, when she helped slaves make it north to freedom through the Underground Railroad. I would…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 70 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “There’s a cyber problem. I heard you were the man to call. Can you come over to the White House for a sit down with me in the oval?” President Joe Biden “Acquiring companies is fun. Let’s make a habit out of this and…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 67 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy. Do my hair up in a do dad again. I am tall like that.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy, mommy said to tell you you are cancer(handsome) and she loves you.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “My first word was poop.” Cash Michael Johnson “When you…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is my horny wanna be pregnant version of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Give me your loven and put a baby in my belly.” Malia May Johnson “Sometimes we push people away just to see if they will comeback. It’s human nature.” Tarica…
Question: If Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together? #2 The question if Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together, came up again at MJ’s surprise birthday party. We decided the question needed an updated round 2. Here was the original question that was posed 3…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 65 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, I forgot is on the phone for you.” Cash Michael Johnson “Big. Small. Big. Small. I love it all.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy there is a monster under my bed. Come cybercute him.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Thank you for indulging in my sappy…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 64 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “We don’t want to hurt you and Malia’s feelings, but we don’t know if like the new tv you bought for us. Realer than real television is too much. We think we like regular plain real television better. Are we old fashion because we…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 63 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy I hide your shoes cuzz I want you to stay home.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Man the fuck up and have the strength to do what’s necessary.” Chris Hubbard “I am trusting that God will lead you in the right direction, and all will work…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 62 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What you say, but mostly what you do defines who you are.” Charlie Copeland “I like to wear high heeled shoes that hurt me feet, that make you want to fuck me. You like to wear tennis shoes. We both like what we like,…