My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 77 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “When all else fails, be as transparent as possible. Transparency builds trust.” Ben Dupont “They must have had to come up with ways to stupify this process.” Chris Hubbard “Haters just need somebody to blame because they can’t accept that something might actually…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 76 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Trying is one thing. Doing is another. They are 2 different things.” Tarica Patel Hubbard “Haters are going to hate. Greaters are going to great.” Kevin M. “You can’t run at the first sign of trouble. Don’t have a running mentality.” Tony Robbins “Mr.…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 73 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Have you ever had to piss so bad that when you finally do get to go it felt like an orgasm?” Kevin M. “That man can commit to nothing and everything at the same time.” Karl Rove “It is much better to wait and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 72 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Sure things can blow up in your face nuclear bomb style. Permanent fuck your shit up bro. Gotta be careful as hell with “sure things”. Kevin M. “If you’ve got your family, friends and faith, everything will always be alright.” Chris Hubbard “It was…
Recently there was a crazy situation involving the police that was/is a complete misunderstanding assuming that all parties are being honest anyway, and I wrote a funny remake of the song “Wade in the Water”, by Ramsey Lewis, a song famously sung by Harriet Tubman, when she helped slaves make it north to freedom through the Underground Railroad. I would…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 70 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “There’s a cyber problem. I heard you were the man to call. Can you come over to the White House for a sit down with me in the oval?” President Joe Biden “Acquiring companies is fun. Let’s make a habit out of this and…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 67 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy. Do my hair up in a do dad again. I am tall like that.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy, mommy said to tell you you are cancer(handsome) and she loves you.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “My first word was poop.” Cash Michael Johnson “When you…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is my horny wanna be pregnant version of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Give me your loven and put a baby in my belly.” Malia May Johnson “Sometimes we push people away just to see if they will comeback. It’s human nature.” Tarica…
Question: If Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together? #2 The question if Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together, came up again at MJ’s surprise birthday party. We decided the question needed an updated round 2. Here was the original question that was posed 3…