My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is my horny wanna be pregnant version of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Give me your loven and put a baby in my belly.” Malia May Johnson “Sometimes we push people away just to see if they will comeback. It’s human nature.” Tarica…
Question: If Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together? #2 The question if Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together, came up again at MJ’s surprise birthday party. We decided the question needed an updated round 2. Here was the original question that was posed 3…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 65 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, I forgot is on the phone for you.” Cash Michael Johnson “Big. Small. Big. Small. I love it all.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy there is a monster under my bed. Come cybercute him.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Thank you for indulging in my sappy…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 64 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “We don’t want to hurt you and Malia’s feelings, but we don’t know if like the new tv you bought for us. Realer than real television is too much. We think we like regular plain real television better. Are we old fashion because we…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 63 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy I hide your shoes cuzz I want you to stay home.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Man the fuck up and have the strength to do what’s necessary.” Chris Hubbard “I am trusting that God will lead you in the right direction, and all will work…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 62 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What you say, but mostly what you do defines who you are.” Charlie Copeland “I like to wear high heeled shoes that hurt me feet, that make you want to fuck me. You like to wear tennis shoes. We both like what we like,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 60 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s the worserest daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “The internet won’t be perfect until I can download clothes and shoes.” Malia May Johnson “When you discover who you really are, that is when you can be truly free.” Dr. Sanjay Gupta “Haters are like tractors.…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 59 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t get confused. There are badass gays out there. Gay is a sexual preference. Badass is a personality preference.” Eric Fanning “I ain’t gonna complain. I like fat asses and trucks, and the world is filled with both.” Colton Pierce “Always be building your…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 57 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am an easy living man. I don’t want much. I don’t need much. I am lucky to have much, but I don’t need it. Now that you know where I am coming from, if they ever make barbequing and beer illegal, I am…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 56 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, can I have my wowance pwease?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “And God bwess my Daddy when he fights the criwiniminals on the winternet.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest son) “Instead of thinking about it like that, think…