Hello! I am Megan Ayers. I was asked to write a post for MJ’s blog. They said I could write whatever I wanted to. Here is what I decided to write. I have known MJ and his friend/body double Chris for 15 years. I met MJ at Sam’s Boat House bar and grill in Austin, Texas, by accident. My boyfriend…
The founder of Masters of Money LLC, Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, is the first and only individual to be awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross for Cyber Warfare. I personally support Masters of Money LLC, because the company is owned and operated by an American hero. Sincerely, Kamala Devi Harris I am very proud of my son Mike (Mj the…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 29 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “C’est la vie. When in Rome. Carpe Diem. Life is short. You only live once. They all mean the same thing. Live your life because you only get one life to live.” Selena Gomez “People love people who stand up after they have fallen.” Former…
Anything Goes Q&A With Brittany White: 1. Who do you want to play you in the Adventures of MJ The Terrible movie? Ella Davis Chicago, IL Brittany: Rhonda Rousey. 2. Did MJ really try to punch you in a Walmart parking lot? Dave Clark Albany, NY Brittany: Yes. 3. Is it true Chris hit MJ with his ex-wife’s workout equipment,…
This morning I was moody, bitchy, and feisty. I was in a bad mood, and I took it out on MJ. My boobs were sore from breastfeeding. I was feeling morning sicknessy. I rolled over to kiss MJ this morning and he accidentally headbutted me. My pregnancy hormones were raging. I still had Italian road whore hitting on MJ, on…
Dear Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., Shareholders, Mediaset S.p.A, (Gruppo Mediaset), is interested in acquiring Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., at a valuation price of $359,000,000 (USD). Complete acquisition proposal details have been sent to the following via DHL Global Delivery Services: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Senior Partner of Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG. SJ Steptoe and Johnson, PLLC., legal counsel for Foreign Corporation…
A special thank you to MJ’s friend and body double Chris Hubbard. He is a good ol’ country boy, who likes to listen to country music. Chris sent MJ some country songs to listen to, and MJ has been walking around the house today singing, making up his own funny and/or naughty lyrics to the songs. This is MJ’s remake of…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 23 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If I do end up playing Malia’s character in the movie about your crazy life, I don’t know if we can fit in all the sex y’all be havin into the movie. This ain’t going to be a porno.” Zoe Saldana “MJ, this is…
Malia has done 7 anything goes q&a’s. The topics covered include tattoos, romance, MJ The Terrible stories, greatest fears, making babies, having babies, Stuxnet, plastic surgery, anal sex, oral sex, foreplay, fist fights, favorite moments, an inside look at Malia and MJ’s Bethesda Maryland home, MJ being in the hospital stories, race, gender, friendships, betrayal, superstitions, an inside look at…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 6: 1. Has MJ ever had any trouble getting it up? Devon Phillips Tempe, AZ Malia: No. I think MJ finds comfort in sex. Sometimes our sex is business like, because MJ just needs it to reset, I think, but most of the time it’s for fun and making babies. Either way, MJ is ready…