My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 222 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Are you saying I did it all to impress her? Well, maybe a little bit.” Elon Musk “Remember when you said the best catch of all time was when Jackie Kennedy caught JFK’s brain matter on the trunk after he got shot? Well, well,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Joel Osteen Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Hey MJ, in case you were going to ask, I still didn’t steal the title for my book “Rule Your Day” from your “Rule Your World” blog.” Joel Osteen “Victoria and Malia are two great wives and mothers. We must have done something…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 221 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “We’ll be back. Love you! Hasta la pasta daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Criticizing my Butler stage leap as weak isn’t fair. If you consider the fact that I was wearing cowboy boots at the time, it was actually pretty impressive. Anyway.” Elon Musk “I…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 219 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “One of the most important things a leader needs to do is foster an environment where the best ideas rise to the top.” Elon Musk “Courage and determination are what built the world. Only courage and determination can save it during the most perilous…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know J.J. Mendelhaussen Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Haters favorite full course meal:Appetizer: Sour grapesSalad: Scorn salad, with extra bitter sauceMain course: Drama soupDrink: HateradeDessert: Miserable muffins” J.J. Mendelhaussen “It’s not that I can’t see things for what they are. I choose to see things for what they could become. I…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Axl Rose Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Fuck yeah I’m hittin that. I’m a rock star! Come on MJ! You know the deal brotha!” Axl Rose “Oh shit man. I didn’t know life was supposed to be perfect. Why didn’t anyone tell me? What the fuck? In the real world,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Dr. Bernice King Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Peace through strength is good idea. Add spreading love, and not hate to it, and now it’s a great idea.” Dr. Bernice King “Get in where you fit in and love who you love. Love is a gift, accept it with open…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Former Director of CIA Gina Haspel Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “MJ is one of those rare people you can’t challenge with, “Oh yeah, what have you done that someone else hasn’t done”, because he could respond with, “Well, where would you like me to start?”.” Former Director of CIA…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Lana Del Rey Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Til drinks do us part”. I love that! I will be stealing that!. You will be okay with that! I did a private performance for you and Malia’s 10 year anniversary. You want me to do your 20th right? I’m just fucking…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know President Joe Biden Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “That is senior strength young man. Age is just a number.” President Joe Biden “Rough neighborhood Terrible The Terrible.” President Joe Biden “Uh oh! A meeting with MJ The Terrible. You always disagree with me about something. What is it this time?…