My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 74 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The odds are almost always against you. If a person lets that stop them, they will never do anything.” Matthew McConaughey “When you have fucked up huge, owning up to it is the best way to start making amends for whatever you did.” Former…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 73 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Have you ever had to piss so bad that when you finally do get to go it felt like an orgasm?” Kevin M. “That man can commit to nothing and everything at the same time.” Karl Rove “It is much better to wait and…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 71 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I love all the time Daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “You’re the best, Daddy.” Cash Michael Johnson “Do something. Do it! Baboochi!” Warren Partin “I didn’t lie. I deferred the truth until later.” Lakshmi Devi “It’s amazing how fast your life can change.” Brittany White…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 69 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy. Mommy. There the frinka fries (french fries) place. We get frinka fries?” Cash Michael Johnson “Can we go on vacation to Heaven to visit Grandmutter?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I’m going combo. Pee pee and poo poo.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “It is doing this old…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 61 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy it’s Halloween. It’s pooky.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I think they wanted it to be true but it wasn’t so they twisted the facts as much as they could until it fit their narrative and discarded the evidence that went against whatever didn’t fit…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is my horny wanna be pregnant version of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Give me your loven and put a baby in my belly.” Malia May Johnson “Sometimes we push people away just to see if they will comeback. It’s human nature.” Tarica…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 65 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, I forgot is on the phone for you.” Cash Michael Johnson “Big. Small. Big. Small. I love it all.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy there is a monster under my bed. Come cybercute him.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Thank you for indulging in my sappy…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 64 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “We don’t want to hurt you and Malia’s feelings, but we don’t know if like the new tv you bought for us. Realer than real television is too much. We think we like regular plain real television better. Are we old fashion because we…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 63 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy I hide your shoes cuzz I want you to stay home.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Man the fuck up and have the strength to do what’s necessary.” Chris Hubbard “I am trusting that God will lead you in the right direction, and all will work…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 62 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What you say, but mostly what you do defines who you are.” Charlie Copeland “I like to wear high heeled shoes that hurt me feet, that make you want to fuck me. You like to wear tennis shoes. We both like what we like,…