My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 251 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “MJ. This is Dwayne. Pulled up outside the hotel I’m booked at and saw a full-on crime scene. The Rock showing up to a crime scene has bad press written all over it. Listen, ah, can I come stay at your crib tonight? Call…
Malia: I love you forever Michael David Johnson! Happy anniversary! 3-8-2012 was the best day ever, because that is when we met, and our forever life journey began! Malia: I searched Grok for our anniversary 3-8-2012 to see what it said. Here is what it said- “It seems like you’re referring to Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and…
MJ: Everybody up and okay? All good on the home front? Malia: Yes! All good on the away front? MJ: I’m ok. MJ: Maybe my mind is playing tricks on me, but usually you look at me with the Usha Vance look of love like this, but this morning you looked at me with like a weird look….. Malia: I…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 246 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Me want macanoni and cheeeeeezzzzzzzeeeeee He. He.” Victoria Olivia Johnson “Are you guys here because you need my daddy’s help to fix stuff again?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Hit me with the Jesus stuff Pastor. Let’s go!” Cash Michael Johnson “You can’t hustle a hustler,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 237 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy! You suck! I am mad a lot! I am not going to play with you all day! (An hour later) Daddy, I apologize for yelling at you. Can you do your Daddy thing and we be happy again and play?” Cash Michael Johnson…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 234 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I said shit. Mommy fussed at me. Adults say it and mommy doesn’t fuss at them. When I get how old can I say shit?” Cash Michael Johnson “Come here daddy. I have a say and do for you. Thanks giving you a hug.…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 230 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Is Robert Kennedy F Kennedy going to take away my Halloween candy?” Cash Michael Johnson “What in the whole wide world is going in here?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “We have to end strangulation by regulation, before it bankrupts us.” Elon Musk “People who have…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 209 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Corruption in the best of us emboldens even worse behavior in the worst of us.” Former Director of CIA Leon Panetta “I did order the plane to circle the runway for 15 minutes so that I could watch Dougie’s speech. What, is it illegal…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 200 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Oh no President Joe.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I can kick the ball all the way to by the water. I have to show you. I love you daddy. Come home. Bring pizza and French fries.” Cash Michael Johnson “You can say whatever you your…